How many times a week are you "in the mood"...

[Pakaderm]

... and your wife says "not tonight" and goes to sleep?

This is after how many years of marriage?

 

[spanky]

i believe its right after the honeymoon...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I'm male. If I'm awake, I got a stiff.

 

[StageLeft]

Do like the guy in American Beauty to get her back

 

[Jfur]

<< ... and your wife says "not tonight" and goes to sleep?

This is after how many years of marriage? >>



six years and he's always willing

 

[spanky]

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<< ... and your wife says "not tonight" and goes to sleep?

This is after how many years of marriage? >>



six years and he's always willing >>




i feel bad for the neighbors

 

[veryape]

If you have any respect for your significant others sexual desires,stay away from anti-depressants,as they do a number on your sex drive. I speak from experience.

Thank god I stopped taking that crap. It never worked for me anyhow.
Oh,and since I stopped the anti-depressants I am back to a normal sex life. About 3 or 4 times a week truthfully. Sometimes more,sometimes less.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< i feel bad for the neighbors >>

Why? We make millions on the video recordings

 

[Semimaker]

Do you mean Glen Miller?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< Do you mean Glen Miller? >>

well we certainly ain't talkin bout Bob Dole

 

[nateholtrop]

too many times to count.....oh wait i'm not married

nate

 

[gygheyzeus]

with an ex of mine, it was about 4 times a week... and anywhere between 1-3 times a night.

she was crazy in bed.

 

[dejo]

well lets see.....how many seconds in a week???

 

[Aceman]

That line usually comes in a marriage after about the second to third kid.

 

[Geforcekj]

<< with an ex of mine, it was about 4 times a week... and anywhere between 1-3 times a night.

she was crazy in bed. >>



That's cause your in Red Deer and there ain't too much more to do, oh yeah hcokey but you can only play that for so long...sex can just go on and on my firends this is the act that never ends somebody started doing it not noing what it was and they'll continue doing it forever just because this is the act that never ends it just goes on and on my firends somebody...anyway you get the idea

 

[cherrytwist]

<< How many times a week are you "in the mood? >>



1. Uh..I can't count that high.



<< ... and your wife says "not tonight" and goes to sleep? >>



2. Divide #1 by 4

 

[Geekbabe]

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<< i feel bad for the neighbors >>

Why? We make millions on the video recordings

>>




ROTFLOL !!!!! I like that answer

 

[Cattlegod]

<< I'm male. If I'm awake, I got a stiff. >>




ditto

 

[Scouzer]

I'm male. If I'm alive, I got a stiff. If I'm dead, poke me and I'll get a stiffy.

 

[j0lly]

All the time

 

[Looney]

If you have any respect for your significant others sexual desires,stay away from anti-depressants,as they do a number on your sex drive. I speak from experience.

Thank god I stopped taking that crap. It never worked for me anyhow

Well, normally if you're really depressed (i say this because a lot of people mistaken being sad with true clinical depression), you're not very horny in the first place. So i'm not surprised if the medication wasn't working that you weren't excited that often.

 

[ar15guy]

been married 4 years so far and she is ready nightly