Originally posted by: DrPizza
I worked in a pizza restaurant for 20+ years.
True story: Lady asks "how many slices of pizza are in a party tray?"
"28"
"Oh, that's too much pizza."
"I could cut the tray into 20 slices instead if you wanted." (jokingly)
"You could?! That would be PERFECT!"
me:![]()
how many slices of pizza does a costco pizza have?
Originally posted by: magomago
most are girls who probably won't eat much because they don't want to look like pigs....
but knowing how many slices a pizza has does help
Originally posted by: BoomerD
how many slices of pizza does a costco pizza have?
ALL of them. If it's missing any, demand a replacement on the spot...
Originally posted by: DrPizza
I worked in a pizza restaurant for 20+ years.
True story: Lady asks "how many slices of pizza are in a party tray?"
"28"
"Oh, that's too much pizza."
"I could cut the tray into 20 slices instead if you wanted." (jokingly)
"You could?! That would be PERFECT!"
me:![]()
Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's
house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it.
When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird (s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and
pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yes, my sister is a BLONDE
Originally posted by: Itchrelief
Joke I saw at Bob is the Oil Guy
Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's
house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it.
When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird (s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and
pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yes, my sister is a BLONDE
Originally posted by: Itchrelief
6 if you buy the individual slices meant to be eaten at the lunch tables (but obviously you would not be buying these).
8 if you buy the whole pizza to-go in a box.
Same pizza, they just slice them differently, at least at the one where I go.
Joke I saw at Bob is the Oil Guy
Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's
house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it.
When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird (s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and
pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yes, my sister is a BLONDE
Originally posted by: thomsbrain
8 slices per pizza. 1/2 a pizza will stuff a college student. one pizza would feed 3 normal people.