How many sheets of toilet paper do you use when you wipe?

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  1. ManSnake

    ManSnake Diamond Member

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    I use Scott 1000 and I usually use 1 sheet, 2 at the max. Each roll lasts me about a month. It is the best bang for the buck!
     
  2. OCGuy

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    One-and-done
     
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    One sheet? How the hell?

    I use six, folded in half twice for the first two or three wipes, then three sheets folded in half for the rest.
     
  5. ManSnake

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    That means you drank too much water. Your stool is way too soft!
     
  6. DesiPower

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    3+2+2 (thick quilted)

    Do you guys fold or just make a lump?
     
  7. Kirby

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    over 9000!!!
     
  8. polarmystery

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    fold...

    lumps are for chumps
     
  9. irishScott

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    I don't have a number. I pull off about a foot and make a wad around my fingers.
     
  10. OCGuy

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    why do you hate the polar bears?
     
  11. overst33r

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    two if double ply, 3-4 if single. folded.

    i never understood how it would be possible to wipe with a lump. you'd get shit fingers unless you had 10 sheets. folding is so much more efficient.
     
  12. invidia

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    I use an entire roll. I'm just wasteful.
     
  13. SandEagle

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    fuckin asswipe
     
  14. Kirby

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    1 wipe, 1 roll. After a good shit, you could knock out a whole forest. :eek:
     
  15. CptCrunch

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    What?! 9000?

    As many as I need. Sometimes I require a lot or just one on a good day.

    also... hehehehe, diarrhea
     
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    as many as it takes until it's no longer brown.
     
  18. Brainonska511

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    Still obsessing about the butt....
     
  19. irishScott

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    What what?
     
  20. Hyperlite

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    what do storm troopers wipe with?
     
  21. Legendary

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    1 wet wipe + 1 square to dry if necessary
     
  22. SKORPI0

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    [​IMG]

    :D
     
    #23 SKORPI0, May 24, 2010
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  23. Brainonska511

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    I understood the reference...