How many sauces is your cat?

[Shmee]

Post here about how long your cat is in sauces. Feel free to post pictures and growth charts. I will start. Here is Mango, his body is 5 sauces long. He is a smol fineboi, about 15 years old.

 

[KLin]

Get it's head to lay down flat and you can squeeze in maybe a couple more fire sauces.

 

[lxskllr]

Pretty esoteric measuring system. I don't have any sauces, and my two kittiots wouldn't put up with me stacking stuff next to them. They were born barn kitties, and they've never lost that feral suspicion. If they don't know exactly what you're doing and why, they don't want any part of it.

 

[Red Squirrel]

My cat is just going to try to eat the sauces before I'm done placing them, if I try this.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Cat sauce? Is that like steak sauce?

 

[Charmonium]

There's one female that's very saucy. At least that's what the boy cats say.

 

[stargazr]

I couldn't do that with my cats either, without them playing with the packets and scratching me.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Pretty esoteric measuring system. I don't have any sauces, and my two kittiots wouldn't put up with me stacking stuff next to them. They were born barn kitties, and they've never lost that feral suspicion. If they don't know exactly what you're doing and why, they don't want any part of it.

Americans will use anything but the metric system.

I have eight cats. Our largest is half Norwegian forest cat (foreground). I don't know how many packets he is, but he's saucy and about 20lbs. For reference, that's a queen bed, a maine coooooyouknowhwat in the back, and the black one's paws are about the size of the pad of my hand.

 

[mikeymikec]

If I get my cat Wallpurrga to do her trademark big stretch for scritchies, she might well be a 15 sauce cat, but since I don't have the sauces you'll just have to take my word for it.

Sauce: Trust Me, Bro