How many pushups could you do...

[Random Variable]

 

[jst0ney]

When I was a kid I could eat at least 3 or 4 in one sitting.

 

[animalia]

didn't read the 3-ton hippo before I voted.......Hippos are hiarious and scary at same time. Lions rarely attack them because they are so vicious.

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Hell, I can barely push my own fat arse up 20 times, let alone a hippo on me

- JaAG

 

[Clocker]

Do I have to do actually push up. Or can I get credit for 1 pushup when i am squirming around in agonizing pain since a hippo is on my back.

 

[UncleWai]

It depends if the hippo is mounting me or not

 

[judasmachine]

why did you stop at 5. i'm kind of out of shape and can pass five without breathing heavy. hippos aren't shiat

 

[Clocker]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
It depends if the hippo is mounting me or not

Mounting you????? Woah you got some sick fantasies about hippos dude