How many of you have rented pR0n at a local video store ?

venk

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On my 18th Birthday over a year ago, i went to the local mammoth video and picked up such a flick. Godd, i was embaresed to take it up to the cashier (who was probably 18 herself).
 

BoberFett

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Oct 9, 1999
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You should have taken the oppurtunity to ask her if she wanted to watch it with you.
 

Keribeth

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I havn't ever. But I do remember going to the video store with my B/f who was visiting my house at the time. We took a video (non pROn)up to the counter. The lady..rather loudly...told me that I owed $10 dollars in overdue fines for Night Nurses in Eden or something like that. Well I was shocked and looked at my b/f quizically like WTF? There was a long line behind us and everyone turned to look/snicker at him too. I realized it was my parents' but he was so embarrassed.:eek:
 

Emulex

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yah definitely PPV or download pr0n vcd's.. Much better quality, pretty hardcore stuff on vcd that you can't find for rental around here..

 

Electric Amish

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Yeah I rented a few, until the only close place that offered adult movies went outta business (this is Utah, remember ;)) Anyway, they were still crappy "cable" porn. :(

amish
 

Spoooon

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I rented one once, but not at the local video store. There is a CD store that also rents DVDs and porn. It was called Sorority Sex Kittens. It was dumb.
 

MrBond

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One day last semester, my I rode with my buddy Scott to the video store so he could rent Mary Shelly's Frankenstein and avoid reading the book. Well, we found it, and we had a little extra time, so we headed back to the pr0n selection to laugh at the titles. Well, we followed the maze back, and we discover this guy dressed in a business suit (which isn't unusual, cause the vid store near campus is in a ritzy neighborhood) checking out all the porno titles. Well, we decided we didn't want to look at the selection, so we headed up front to pay. Scott's total came to like 2.05, and he asked if I had a nickel so he didn't have to break a 1 and get a pocketfull of change. I didn't, and we hear the guy in line behind us go, "Here, I've got one." Scott took it, thanked the guy, and we left. As we were getting in the car, I realized something. I said "Hey Scott, was that guy wearing a suit that gave you the nickle?" "Yeah, why?" "Well, did you see any other guys in there except the dude looking at porno?"

And then it hit him, and we laughed all the way back to campus. :D

Maybe you had to be there, I dunno. We get stupid funny sometimes