One day last semester, my I rode with my buddy Scott to the video store so he could rent Mary Shelly's Frankenstein and avoid reading the book. Well, we found it, and we had a little extra time, so we headed back to the pr0n selection to laugh at the titles. Well, we followed the maze back, and we discover this guy dressed in a business suit (which isn't unusual, cause the vid store near campus is in a ritzy neighborhood) checking out all the porno titles. Well, we decided we didn't want to look at the selection, so we headed up front to pay. Scott's total came to like 2.05, and he asked if I had a nickel so he didn't have to break a 1 and get a pocketfull of change. I didn't, and we hear the guy in line behind us go, "Here, I've got one." Scott took it, thanked the guy, and we left. As we were getting in the car, I realized something. I said "Hey Scott, was that guy wearing a suit that gave you the nickle?" "Yeah, why?" "Well, did you see any other guys in there except the dude looking at porno?"
And then it hit him, and we laughed all the way back to campus.
Maybe you had to be there, I dunno. We get stupid funny sometimes