How many of you guys when walking around outside think the following...

[thereds]

...after seeing some hot chic:

[Following are some of my thoughts after seeing a hottie pass by]

'Damn, oh what I would do to you honey'

'Hey baby, I love you'

'Thats farkin' illegal'

edit 1 - What do you guys say to yourself? share....

 

[TomC25]

even though she is pretty, some guy has to put up with her $h|T

 

[MichaelD]

TomC25,

They entire verse to which you refer to is:

No matter how good she looks to you right now
Somewhere, someone is tired of putting up with her sh!t


Words to live by!

 

[astriy]

I can't think of anything, because all the blood is draining from my brain and somewhere else

 

[Koing]

<< I can't think of anything, because all the blood is draining from my brain and somewhere else >>



lol.....

I think sometimes......

"dam"

"Shes cute"........

"not as cute as my friends"

or "I'll have some of that please".....

and my mates would say "I'd do her up the back"

 

[tommigsr]

hahahaa you guys are hilarious...

here are my thoughts:

"good lordie lord...what i would give to touch her"

"dood...look at those *boing* ow..."

"boing"

"BOING"

"aw crap...i can't stand up"

 

[dman]

Sha-wing.
Yowsa.
Good God.
Have Mercy.

And many other things that mustn't be verbalized.

 

[firestar46]

Day-am!

Mmm...gimme.

Yoink!

WTF? You can wear that outside?

Or of course, the good old standby...

My penis hurts.

 

[mrCide]

yoooooo.. <nudge friend> check it out..

 

[StormRider]

My thoughts are:

God, I hate my life...
What's the point?
Why are you tormenting me, God?

 

[ElFenix]

dayam!

thats some ass!

good lord!

mama!

 

[thereds]

'Oh mama' is also quite a popular one.

 

[dman]

Forgot:
'who wah' (picked it up on the radio a few years ago).

 

[SaltBoy]

Without fail, I always say "JIMINY CRICKET!!"

 

[jjones]

i'm married now so i don't have any thoughts about beautiful women other than my wife.

schwing!

good thing i have two heads.

 

[azazyel]

Ouch!

 

[Tauren]

"Damn! I'd like to tap on that!"

 

[nateholtrop]

come to daddy.

please tie your laceless shoe

funk you up good baby

nate

 

[phatcow]

i once caught myself staring at a really much older looking 13 year old... (im 18) and i thought to myself...
hmmm if i make friends with her, and in a year it would be legal!.. woohoo...

im only kidding by the way

 

[prodigy]

God damn look at that/those *insert appropriate body part(s) here*!