How many of Homer Simpson's jobs can you name?

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PsychoAndy

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Safety Inspector
Working at the fast food joint before he married Marge
Barts Football Team coach
Monorail Conductor
Garbage Commissioner
Pothead (not sure if thats considered a job....)
Astronaut
Grease Recovery
Baby Safety Company
Pin Monkey
Bartender (from when moe left him in charge)
Country Western Manager
Snow Plow Driver
Internet- Compuhyperglobalmeganet
Elephant ride conductor (from the stampy episdode)
Bootlegger
Insider Artist
Smithers
Convenience Store Clerk
Circus Freak (cannonball dealie)
Automotive "engineer"
"Mayor" of New Springfield
Community Ed Teacher
Grifter
Inventor of the Flaming Moe
Clown
Town Crier
Mr Burns Prank Monkey
BlackJack Dealer
Stonecutter Leader
 
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Buddhist

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House sitter when he house sits for Burns...then takes off with his Yacht.
Simpson the anarchist running away with Burns to Cuba with the trillion dollar bill.
 
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Dudd

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He also worked at the miniature golf course, he and Marge had sex in the windmill.

Edit: He also climbed Mount Springfield as part of a Powersauce bar promotion.
 
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habib89

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chiropractor (sp?)
also when he owned the trampoline, he made kids pay for it...
 
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astriy

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add "doctor" remember the episode when all the kids got curfews and were broadcasting adult's secrets?
"And guess who's been practicing medicine without a license - that's right Homer Simpson"

Car thief (either that or insurance fraud) when he stole Moe's car

Before he was safety inspector at the power plant he was a technical supervisor

he processed marijuana into juice

time traveler

street hustler (with bart)

lead singer (the b-sharps)

pilot

submarine captain (or his replacement anyway when captain got torpedoed)

vigilante (can you swing a sack of doorknobs? Can I!)

telemarketer (when he got that auto-dialer)

inventor (when he tried to beat Thomas Edison)


 
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astriy

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also he was some sort of executive (like vice president or something) at the power plant when he got his hair.
 
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astriy

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volunteer at the soup kitchen

mascot

baseball player (on the power plant team)

movie maker (with mel gibson)

food critic

 
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CtK

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work at home safety inspector (when he gained weight so he would qualify to work at home)
Pumpkin seller past October
tele marketing (when he found that machine that dialed the phone #s for him)
selling tickets to see the "angel" lisa found
assistant for Kim Basinger and one of the Baldwins
investor when he gave money to his brother and he invented the baby talking thingy
teacher- when he taught Ned Flanders how to live his life
cannonball man- at Hullapalooza
voice of Poochie i think that was the name of the dog character on Itchy and Scratchy
Boxer
Big Brother
 
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LoveDoc

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Porn King (You know, the one with Gates and his goons)
Marriage Counselor or Relationship teacher (the one where he teaches that comm college class)
 
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PsychoAndy

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street hustler has already been listed as grifter

it was not porn king, it was the internet king. the name of his "company" was compuhyperglobalmeganet, arleady listed.

commmunity ed teacher has already been listed as well
 
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