How many months would it take for me to learn Jujitsu?

[Rogodin2]

Any asymetrical builders here?

Rogo

 

[Phokus]

Take my online jiujitsu course and you'll be kicking UFC ass within a week

 

[DangerAardvark]

Depends what your tolerance for man-ass in your face is.

I remember Joe Rogan doing an interview about his announcing job in the UFC. He said that it was his job to constantly explain what's going on on the ground because to someone who doesn't know jiu jitsu, it just looks gay.

 

[mugs]

:lips:

 

[Rogodin2]

Jujitsu looks gay?

You don't wear an american flag as pajamas do you Phokus?

Rogo

 

[Rogodin2]

You're a nasty bastard Mugs.



Rogo

 

[lyssword]

6 months

 

[SSSnail]

You can learn it in a week, but it'll take a lifetime to master.

 

[Rogodin2]

You can learn it in a week, but it'll take a lifetime to master.



Is a sufficient analogy one of learning how to play a musical instrument?

Rogo

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Depends what your tolerance for man-ass in your face is.

I remember Joe Rogan doing an interview about his announcing job in the UFC. He said that it was his job to constantly explain what's going on on the ground because to someone who doesn't know jiu jitsu, it just looks gay.

Explain?

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: CKent

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Depends what your tolerance for man-ass in your face is.

I remember Joe Rogan doing an interview about his announcing job in the UFC. He said that it was his job to constantly explain what's going on on the ground because to someone who doesn't know jiu jitsu, it just looks gay.

Explain?

Watch UFC. When the guys are fighting on the ground, it generally looks like gay sex. Very rough gay sex. With lots of punching and elbows.

 

[Rogodin2]

I don't have television-what is UFC and why are they considered 'gay'?

Rogo

 

[drnickriviera]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2070/jiujitsujk6.jpg

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
You can learn it in a week, but it'll take a lifetime to master.

pretty much what i was going to say. you can learn the basics pretty fast. but to master them takes a lifetime.

but thats the same with a lot of things.