What a stupid fvcking test.
Here's some of the "Viruses I suffer from":
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Little bit hypocritical there, huh?