How many laws did you break today?

[EGGO]

It was an open straightaway with no cars for over 2 miles, I couldn't help myself for those 2 minutes, especially since I was late.

 

[erub]

speeding, jaywalking while running, oh and i stole an extra cookie from the cafteria line and ate it while in line (limit is 2), damnit i guess that makes three

 

At least 5.

 

[keldysh]

SEF Ammoniak NPU defy physical law!

 

[piroroadkill]

Mostly copyright infrigement, piracy, etc. Don't think anything else.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: shilala
Driving a little too fast? Downloaded a couple movies? A few mp3's maybe? Had a few too many to drink and drove home anyways? Made beautiful love to a farm animal?

One...

I don't think that's illegal if you're in West Virginia.
"Honest officer, I was just helpin that sheep over the fence!"

 

[SynthDude2001]

None...haven't driven my car yet today.

 

[gizbug]

pole?

 

[tweakmm]

Six that I know about.

 

[LASTGUY2GETPS2]

1. J-walking

 

[rudeguy]

a lot. I had to drive in Detroit traffic where the average speed is around 85. Then I had to break a couple FCC laws to take care of a customer. I also did some creative paperwork at work and got a ton of stuff for free.

 

[Yossarian]

I was speeding and driving drunk while making sweet sweet love to a goat. how many does that count for?

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: gizbug
pole?

Pole.

 

[Gamingphreek]

Speed limit seems so minor yet Breaking the law sounds so severe

I usually go 5-10mph over, usually 5.

-Kevin

 

[RU482]

I drank a beer and ate some chicken while driving 25MPH through the ghetto

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was speeding and driving drunk while making sweet sweet love to a goat. how many does that count for?

3.
One if you were in West Virginia.

 

[imported_Mike]

Speeding is my crime...lock me up.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

zero

 

[tami]

i didn't have the opportunity to break many laws, but i think i may be downloading the shield soon since cablevision doesn't have FX.

 

[Baked]

I mailed a prepaid priority mail flat rate envelope w/ 17 oz. of content inside.

 

[EyeMWing]

I refuse to comment on this, as the statute of limitations has not expired.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Baked
I mailed a prepaid priority mail flat rate envelope w/ 17 oz. of content inside.

uhhh, nothing wrong with that dude. The flat rate envelopes don't have a max weight, so long as you can jam it all in there, it's all the same rate... Hence FLAT RATE.

Edit: I think. 99% sure. I don't use the flat rate stuff, so I'm not positive.

 

[b0mbrman]

Well I killed a man today, just to watch him die...so one

[Edit] Also, I just noticed that my horse isn't wearing a diaper so I guess that makes it two

 

[Deeko]

Only two...speeding and jaywalking.

 

[monk3y]

0 and I rarely break any...