How many guys' asses could you KICK?

[VBboy]

If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down


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[rudeguy]

I could prolly take out at least...one midget

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
I could prolly take out at least...one midget

i'm not even sure about that

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I dont kick peoples donkeys. It's rude

 

[LeeTJ]

i remember doing 2 v 1's in Tae Kwon Do class. if they try to box or spar, ya, i could do a 2 v 1. if they both rush me, a bit more difficult.

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: LeeTJ
i remember doing 2 v 1's in Tae Kwon Do class. if they try to box or spar, ya, i could do a 2 v 1. if they both rush me, a bit more difficult.

LOL, I took Tae Kwon Do too. It was more of a recreational sport, as I recall You aren't going to kick anyone in the face in the street, you know that?

 

[ElFenix]

do i have my putter with me?

 

[Syringer]

Depends on how many bullets are in my gun.

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Depends on how many bullets are in my gun.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
I dont kick peoples donkeys. It's rude

Smart-donkey!

 

[LeeTJ]

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: LeeTJ
i remember doing 2 v 1's in Tae Kwon Do class. if they try to box or spar, ya, i could do a 2 v 1. if they both rush me, a bit more difficult.

LOL, I took Tae Kwon Do too. It was more of a recreational sport, as I recall You aren't going to kick anyone in the face in the street, you know that?

tae kwon do is a good cardiovascular work out. not for serious fighting, but fun nevertheless.

 

[slikmunks]

Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down

what if they were 2 big guys who had blackbelts in 3 different martial arts?

it's a stupid question... there is no "average" guy... some people can fight, others can't, and you'll never know until you see them fight or you fight with them...

 

[nativesunshine]

Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down

For some strange reason...I saw "How many guy's asses would you lick".

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: nativesunshine

Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down

For some strange reason...I saw "How many guy's asses would you lick".

So did I... We have a lot in common.

Busy tonight?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Enough to make it back here and post about it

 

[PliotronX]

It depends on barometric pressure, wind direction, and the sun's position.

 

[BurnItDwn]

depends on how big, tough, and expierienced the attackers were ...

I am big ... and relativly tough ... but I'm not a great fighter ....


maybe 1 to 2 regular sized people who arent especially tough or expierienced fighters
0 if the person knows how to fight .. and is in good shape
probably at least 3 midgets

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: slikmunks

Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down

what if they were 2 big guys who had blackbelts in 3 different martial arts?

it's a stupid question... there is no "average" guy... some people can fight, others can't, and you'll never know until you see them fight or you fight with them...

It's up to you to decide. You can say that you could kick one fat dude's ass but not if he had a black belt. Use imagination

 

[Zugzwang152]

none, i'd take a beating and run home to my computer, the only thing on this planet that understands me.

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: nativesunshine

Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down

For some strange reason...I saw "How many guy's asses would you lick".

So did I... We have a lot in common.

Busy tonight?

Same here!

I'd say 4 guys. Not 4 experts but 4 joe blogs. Very fast at kicking. Would of course avoid kicking if I was on cobble stones and if the ground was wet and slippery. Would straight thrust kick one. Wouldn't turn my back to them at all. Then go for the nearest guy and grab his head and smash that to my elbow. Get the other guy with a kick and finuish up . I'm a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

When I was in school these 2 guys were talking and we got on talking about fighting. I said to them that I could take them both at the same time. They called BS on that. I said lets go fight now. They didn't fight.

I know my limitations but those guys I could take. I also fancy my chances against a guy with a knife . If he manages to st@b me I'll drive my thumb in to one of his eye sockets and then kick the crap out of him! Jump up and stomp on his head and REALLY squash the cr@p out of it. Then maybe go more mental on his face and limbs. <--- told you I was a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

(It all matters on how experienced at fighting these guys are)

 

[jlee]

If they know what they're doing, probably nobody...so I have no idea.

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
none, i'd take a beating and run home to my computer, the only thing on this planet that understands me.

You are a sad little creature, Zugzwang

 

[Tripleshot]

If you need to talk about it, more than likely you couldn't do one.

This is a real juvenile thread.

Get a life, dude.

 

[UltraQuiet]

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down

I'd say 4 guys. Not 4 experts but 4 joe blogs. Very fast at kicking. Would of course avoid kicking if I was on cobble stones and if the ground was wet and slippery. Would straight thrust kick one. Wouldn't turn my back to them at all. Then go for the nearest guy and grab his head and smash that to my elbow. Get the other guy with a kick and finuish up . I'm a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

When I was in school these 2 guys were talking and we got on talking about fighting. I said to them that I could take them both at the same time. They called BS on that. I said lets go fight now. They didn't fight.

I know my limitations but those guys I could take. I also fancy my chances against a guy with a knife . If he manages to st@b me I'll drive my thumb in to one of his eye sockets and then kick the crap out of him! Jump up and stomp on his head and REALLY squash the cr@p out of it. Then maybe go more mental on his face and limbs. <--- told you I was a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

(It all matters on how experienced at fighting these guys are)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Schadenfreude]

Why the hell did I see "kick" as "lick" (to my relief, I wasn't the only one )? Anyhoo, depends on who/where/why I'm fighting. But for the sake of argument, I'd go out on a limb and say a 90-yr. old quadruplegic lady, if I'm lucky .