How many eggs do you eat for breakfast?

[PepePeru]

2 or 3

 

[PieIsAwesome]

0, I don't really like eggs.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge.

Pics of you floating serenely in a body of water?

Do you have your own personal tugboats? :laugh:

I guess nobody else here ever gets that song stuck in their head?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Mermaidman
NSF- Video! Watch at own risk.

If people ate more eggs, then there'll be fewer chicks to slaughter. Get 'em before they hatch! :laugh:

They lost me at "vegan".

Vegan or not, thats still pretty heinous.

No doubt. But to say this is the reason why you shouldn't eat any animal products is pretty stupid.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

3 at breakfast
3 in my sammich

over easy

 

[surfsatwerk]

4 fried eggs, consumed in sandwich form with a slice of cheese and butter.

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge.

Pics of you floating serenely in a body of water?

Do you have your own personal tugboats? :laugh:

I guess nobody else here ever gets that song stuck in their head?

Nope. Google let me know it's from a movie I've never seen.

I'd still like to see a pic of a gigantic fatty floating serenely on a lake. Little smile on the fatty's face. All happy and peaceful under the figurative Bodhi tree.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Dirigible
I'd still like to see a pic of a gigantic fatty floating serenely on a lake. Little smile on the fatty's face. All happy and peaceful under the figurative Bodhi tree.

I'll see what I can do.

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Dirigible
I'd still like to see a pic of a gigantic fatty floating serenely on a lake. Little smile on the fatty's face. All happy and peaceful under the figurative Bodhi tree.

I'll see what I can do.

with tugboats!!!!

 

[Dirigible]

Thanks dude.

 

[polarmystery]

Originally posted by: Barfo

Originally posted by: polarmystery

Originally posted by: Barfo

Originally posted by: polarmystery
I eat six a day.

No joke.

cooked?

Scrambled

Thought you were one of those bodybuilder types that drink a gazillion eggs every morning.

I am I just don't drink them because I don't like the slimy taste

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Dirigible
I'd still like to see a pic of a gigantic fatty floating serenely on a lake. Little smile on the fatty's face. All happy and peaceful under the figurative Bodhi tree.

I'll see what I can do.

with tugboats!!!!

That complicates things a bit, I don't know if I can get tugboats pro bono.

 

[Beanie46]

Originally posted by: OCguy
Mmmmmm unfertalized chicken embryo....mmmm.......

There's nothing that says the eggs you buy, cook, and eat aren't unfertilized at all. In fact, if there's a rooster around, they're most definitely fertilized eggs. They're just pulled from the nest before they get very far into development.

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Dirigible
I'd still like to see a pic of a gigantic fatty floating serenely on a lake. Little smile on the fatty's face. All happy and peaceful under the figurative Bodhi tree.

I'll see what I can do.

with tugboats!!!!

That complicates things a bit, I don't know if I can get tugboats pro bono.

so you can get a gigantic fatty floating serenely on a lake, but throwing a couple little tugboats in the picture is gonna be a problem? :roll:

seriously disappointing

 

[theknight571]

If scrambled or in an omelet then usually 3.

If fried then 2.

Now that I think about it, I have no explanation for that. lol

 

[lokiju]

When I actually make eggs it's always 2.

 

[jonks]

The perfect omelette is made with 2, not 3, eggs. Amateurs often add milk for density. This is a mistake.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: fulltilt39
so you can get a gigantic fatty floating serenely on a lake, but throwing a couple little tugboats in the picture is gonna be a problem? :roll:

seriously disappointing

Maybe you can just Photoshop them in. Or pretend! I like make-believe!

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: jonks
The perfect omelette is made with 2, not 3, eggs. Amateurs often add milk for density. This is a mistake.

milk doesn't add density it adds fluffiness. either way milk doesn't belong in omlettes only in scambles

 

[Jeraden]

I usually do 1 whole egg, and then 2 more with just the white (and toss the yolks), all scrambled up into an omelet type thing.

 

[Zee]

my cholesterol is through the roof so no i try to avoid eggs. fuck cholesterol and it's yummy yellow yolk. fuck it. fuck you

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: jonks
The perfect omelette is made with 2, not 3, eggs. Amateurs often add milk for density. This is a mistake.

milk doesn't add density it adds fluffiness. either way milk doesn't belong in omlettes only in scambles

twas an ll cool j movie quote

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: fulltilt39
so you can get a gigantic fatty floating serenely on a lake, but throwing a couple little tugboats in the picture is gonna be a problem? :roll:

seriously disappointing

Maybe you can just Photoshop them in. Or pretend! I like make-believe!

ohhhhh yeah...make-believe. but i spend way too much time on that already.

perhaps that's a different topic <sigh>

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: fulltilt39
so you can get a gigantic fatty floating serenely on a lake, but throwing a couple little tugboats in the picture is gonna be a problem? :roll:

seriously disappointing

Maybe you can just Photoshop them in. Or pretend! I like make-believe!

ohhhhh yeah...make-believe. but i spend way too much time on that already.

perhaps that's a different topic <sigh>

I played that make believe game with a giant fatty once.

"Here's comes Mr. Tug Boat, docking with your barge!"

The fucking child support payments aren't make believe. :|

 

[Ryan]

I just pour them out of my carton of egg beaters