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My district's congressman is Rep. Clyde, renowned for calling the Jan 6th insurrection/riot nothing worse than tourists on a tour thru the Capitol.
So, I get emails from his office...sadly.
So I reply. Like today. Clyde's rather upset that the $1.7T infrastructure package of Biden's isn't solely on roads and may increase the U.S. deficit.
I asked him today, via email (which means, of course, Clyde's not reading it but a staffer), where was his complaint/opposition to the Trump 2017 tax cuts that's added $4.7T to the U.S. debt.
I also asked him to arrange a Capitol tour for me which should include:
1) Clyde hiding behind a door, barricading himself inside while crying for his mommie
2) Let me carry a flag pole around and use it as a javelin towards the Cap. police
3) Supply me with bear spray and a cop to spray (If need be, I can supply my own mace)
4) Have a laptop/lectern/etc. available for me to "steal" as a souvenir of my tour
Have asked for these every time I get an email from Clyde's office. Darned near have a template for it.....with pics. (Clyde behind the Chamber's door, holding it shut with a cop next to him, holding a gun....)
How long do y'all think it'll take before Clyde gets perturbed? I do this at least weekly.
Moved from OT.
admin allisolm
So, I get emails from his office...sadly.
So I reply. Like today. Clyde's rather upset that the $1.7T infrastructure package of Biden's isn't solely on roads and may increase the U.S. deficit.
I asked him today, via email (which means, of course, Clyde's not reading it but a staffer), where was his complaint/opposition to the Trump 2017 tax cuts that's added $4.7T to the U.S. debt.
I also asked him to arrange a Capitol tour for me which should include:
1) Clyde hiding behind a door, barricading himself inside while crying for his mommie
2) Let me carry a flag pole around and use it as a javelin towards the Cap. police
3) Supply me with bear spray and a cop to spray (If need be, I can supply my own mace)
4) Have a laptop/lectern/etc. available for me to "steal" as a souvenir of my tour
Have asked for these every time I get an email from Clyde's office. Darned near have a template for it.....with pics. (Clyde behind the Chamber's door, holding it shut with a cop next to him, holding a gun....)
How long do y'all think it'll take before Clyde gets perturbed? I do this at least weekly.
Moved from OT.
admin allisolm
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