How many Brazilian grandfathers does it take to kick an anaconda ass?

[OulOat]

Where J Lo, Jon Voight, and Owen Wilson failed with guns, Mr. Pereira succeeded with rocks and a knife.

 

[ballmode]

WHOA pwnt

 

[xSkyDrAx]

:thumbsup: that guy is bad ass. Beating an anaconda w/ a rock and knife for half an hour? pwn

 

[Kelvrick]

Good thing he didn't meet up with those ones they used to film the movies...

Ok, seriuos response, I wonder how quickly an anaconda would normally kill a small boy without an old man beating on it. I would think the kid would struggle, making the snake constrict faster and crush his body.

 

[Googer]

Lesson to be learned here: When in the jungle, never leave home with out your switchblade...

 

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[GreenGhost]

Originally posted by: Googer
Lesson to be learned here: When in the jungle, never leave home with out your switchblade...

I lookep ut the place (Cosmorama, would be a could name in the '50s) and it's nowhere near a jungle. Big time farmland. Now you know why Red States are going nowhere

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q...49.764633&spn=0.450855,0.8638&t=h&om=1

Scroll North until you find some jungle!



Here's the jungle:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q...678594,-68.029232&spn=0.119744,0.21595

 

[slikmunks]

wow, that's savage!! so awesome, haha

 

[SSSnail]

Woah... That snake is ginormous!!! If it was me, I'll be like "eat me!".

 

[Trey22]

Dang, half hour battle?!