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How many 8 year olds do you think you could beat up?

What kind of terrain? In a field or mountainous region, maybe an unlimited amount.
 
hrmm.. thing is, 8 year olds are pretty tough in that you can throw them around and they'd probably come running back at you.. i'm sure i could pretty easily handle at least 20 of them.. i'm sure i could easily lift one and throw him across the room.. and they can't punch very hard, i could just kinda go for a while until they started kicking my nuts and poking my eyes..
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Ever see the Matrix Reloaded Agent Smiths fight scene in the courtyard?

That would be me.
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Pretty much. If I could get past feeling bad for what I would do to them to "eliminate the threat" I imagine I could take on plenty. Nut shots, blows to the temple, breaking limbs, etc. all permitted, I'd lay waste to quite a few before I got tired.
 
Originally posted by: habib89
hrmm.. thing is, 8 year olds are pretty tough in that you can throw them around and they'd probably come running back at you.. i'm sure i could pretty easily handle at least 20 of them.. i'm sure i could easily lift one and throw him across the room.. and they can't punch very hard, i could just kinda go for a while until they started kicking my nuts and poking my eyes..
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Oh, please. I thinking more like 5-6. Assuming the same rules as the 5-year-old thread (trained for an hour for maximum lethality, all attacking at once in a coordinated effort.)

You handle the first 2 while the other 3-4 go to town on your nuts, eyes, throat. You better be quick.

20 :roll:
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: habib89
hrmm.. thing is, 8 year olds are pretty tough in that you can throw them around and they'd probably come running back at you.. i'm sure i could pretty easily handle at least 20 of them.. i'm sure i could easily lift one and throw him across the room.. and they can't punch very hard, i could just kinda go for a while until they started kicking my nuts and poking my eyes..
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Oh, please. I thinking more like 5-6. Assuming the same rules as the 5-year-old thread (trained for an hour for maximum lethality, all attacking at once in a coordinated effort.)

You handle the first 2 while the other 3-4 go to town on your nuts, eyes, throat. You better be quick.

20 :roll:
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oh, well i didnt read the other thread.. i didn't know these were 8-year olds trained to kill.. if that's the case, probably 5 max, like you said.. probably less even.. i thought it was the standard 3rd grader.. pick his ass up and throw him against the wall.. that'd knock him out.. my fiance's cousin is 7 (granted she's a girl) but i could pick her up by her neck and swing her around.. i'm sure that'd do soem damage, then that's one down and 19 to go.. remember if it's like 20 of them, only about 5 of them can get to me at any given time.. that's only 10 hands trying to wimpily punch me.. grab one, snap, then next
 
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