How many 12 year olds could you defeat?

[leeland]

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[James Bond]

Haven't we had like 10 of these posts

 

[Mr Pickles]

I remember when I was 12. I was small, but I was nuts. Its like ants taking over a massive scorpion or something. Eventually the big'n goes down. I'd give myself 8.

 

[jandrews]

12 is the age where growing really starts hitting and some muscle development starts. It is really hard to say. Anyone could probably take 10 lanky nerdy kids but 10 kids that played football would probably plow you.

 

[hiromizu]

I remember getting beaten up by a single 12 yr old girl so probably zero.

 

[imported_Devine]

Seems like they did something like this with midgets and a lion, the midgets lost btw

edit: mother truckers, apparently its not true that makes me a sad panda

 

[clamum]

Probably not too many. I ain't very big myself. And like jandrews said, if they played football or something I'd have to be packin otherwise I'd be down after a few.

 

[Captante]

It depends on the 12 year-olds ... my nephew was 6 ft tall & weighed 220lbs at 12 & 3 of him could kick my ass!

 

[IceBergSLiM]

in a drunken rage I could take out a couple dozen. Its really only one semi solid good punch and they are lights out.

 

[BeauJangles]

Originally posted by: jandrews
12 is the age where growing really starts hitting and some muscle development starts. It is really hard to say. Anyone could probably take 10 lanky nerdy kids but 10 kids that played football would probably plow you.

reading the article / story always helps make you not look foolish

 

[BigJ]

All you have to do is something really fvcked up and then the kids will be too scared to continue fighting. Then they're easy pickings.

I mean come on, how many 12 year olds are going to attack a guy who just ripped out the throat of their friend with his teeth?

 

[Miramonti]

A couple years ago there was a 6'8" 12 year old kid in the little league world series. Not skinny either, altho not particularly fast.

 

[Zolty]

2004 called, they want their thread back.

 

[darkamulets]

I could do 7-9 depends on how many crotch shots they got in >.>

 

[BurnItDwn]

I don't know.

I'm a big guy (6"2, about 275 pounds, used to swim 6K yards per day but have since plumped up a bit and gotten out of shape.)

I try to think of a realistic number but Children of the Corn keeps coming to mind. Have you ever seen Children of the corn? Man, those kids are brutal. Yes, the movie was kinda crappy. And the sequels were awful. But still, I think of beating up mobs of 12 year olds, and Children of the Corn comes to mind.

 

[tfinch2]

When I was 12, I was 6'2" 160 lbs.

 

[Kaspian]

Originally posted by: Captante
It depends on the 12 year-olds ... my nephew was 6 ft tall & weighed 220lbs at 12 & 3 of him could kick my ass!

QFT. I have a 12yr old cousing and he is about that same size.

 

[Lash444]

Originally posted by: darkamulets
I could do 7-9 depends on how many crotch shots they got in >.>

The thread title was "How many 12 year olds could you defeat".

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Better question: you are in an Abrams tank. How many Chinese cavalrymen can you take?

Not archived...yet

 

[eits]

i killed 29

 

[DieHardware]

This sort of reminds me of that fake story about the 40+ midgets vs. a lion...or was it a tiger?

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: DieHardware
This sort of reminds me of that fake story about the 40+ midgets vs. a lion...or was it a tiger?

I believe it was the fucking King of the Jungle.

 

[her209]

Am I allowed to grab them by the balls?

 

[ultimatebob]

What kind of weapons would I have, compared to the armament for the kids?

 

[Mallow]

I think I could get 10-12 if I kept them at arm reach landing long distance blows to the head and keeping them from piling on me and inflicting high rate groin kicks.