How mant ATOT posters does it take to change a Lightbulb (yes this is a stolen idea)

woodly6

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How many ATOT posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

1,897

1 to change the light bulb and to post in Off Topic that the lightbulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
150 who would call the lightbulb changer a GHEY f@g.
20 to ask PICS?
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
156 to PM to the Mod about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum
109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this exchange to the litebulb forum
203 to demand that cross posting to grammar-l, spelling-l and illuminati-l about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and the post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum
4 to suggest that posters read the light bulb FAQ
17 to suggest that the original poster SEARCH for Lightbulbs BEFORE starting a new thread
44 to ask what is "FAQ"
33 to link all posts to date, then quote them and then add "Me too"
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
12 to post to the list that they are going to ARS because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago on SAAN?"
100 to post ?postcount ++?
43 people to ask "what is SAAN??"
349 people who respond with "lol."
43 people to respond with "Why is this thread still here?"
1 mod to lock the thread

This was blatenly stole from Hard|forum but I thought it pretty much appllied here too! :D

edit1: for the people who ask pics?
 

hzl eyed grl

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.......... And a partridge(SP?) in a pear tree........

Heehee I like that list. ;)
 

woodly6

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I just realized that I should add about 20 more to that total for the posters to ask PICS?
 

MikeO

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<< I just realized that I should add about 20 more to that total for the posters to ask PICS? >>



LOL! Try 100 more :D

That was funny because it was so true...
 

Keego

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This is a repost from a different forum, someone delete this!!! :p
 

Keego

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lol yeah you need to put in another 40 that simply say "NEF" in their post :D
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Nog he forgot the "repost"s.
The "nef"s
And a few people posting answers to other threads in the lightbulb one.
And several people posting pictures of their favorite babes, just to let people see those once again.
And the replies to that, consisting of "omg, she's hot!", "nef", "repost", "didn't you post that pic before" and "yes, but I still like her".
 

Aves

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You forgot about the hundreds asking for coupon codes, rebate forms and copies of reciepts for PMs to get a Hot Deal on lightbulbs. :D
 

thEnEuRoMancER

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I'm not sure where this idea originated. I saw it here on ATOT some 10 months ago but can't find it in the archives.
 

Cyberian

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<< This was blatenly stole from Hard|forum >>


You spelled blatantly wrong.
Neener, neener!!