How low is too low? My honest question regarding the 'drooping' of male anatomy...

LordMaul

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I know this is going to be difficult to describe in a serious manner, but here goes...

Have you ever sat down on a toilet and actually had your junk keep going and dip down in the water with some teabag-style action?

While this DOES depend on the toilet and the water level in said toilet, I've been having this problem increasingly often to the point that it's starting to worry me from not only a hygiene standpoint but also from a male-health view, as well.

This is not a glorification of "my balls are so massive and heavy that they slam-dunk the toilet every time I sit down," but more of a "If I don't change something now, will I sooner than later start tripping over my junk when I get out of bed every morning?"

I currently wear boxer-briefs and do not consider tighty-whities to be an option. However, is a change in underwear going to even alter anything at this point, over a few decades into the life of these precious items?

Anyone else having problems of their Male Accessories getting unwanted baths from venturing too low into the porcelain pool? If so, what did you do to fix it?
 
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krunchykrome

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I thought, after many years of neffing on ATOT, that I had read it all.


This completely destroyed that belief.
 

S Freud

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brrrr, that would be cold. :p

Seriously though, how old are you? This maybe be something to do with warmth. I thought I had read once that the testicles go towards the body to stay warm for your semen so maybe the opposite when you a to hot?

Maybe I am stupid too though.
 

KLin

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Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?


Sorry, Couldn't resist.
 

Engineer

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Originally posted by: KLin
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?


Sorry, Couldn't resist.

ROTFLMAO! :laugh:

Damn, I hope I don't wake my wife up from laughing so hard! :laugh:
 

S Freud

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Sorry Lordball...I mean Maul

But did you really think you were going to get serious responses here?
 

SmoochyTX

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Originally posted by: LordMaul
I know this is going to be difficult to describe in a serious manner, but here goes...

Have you ever sat down on a toilet and actually had your junk keep going and dip down in the water with some teabag-style action?

While this DOES depend on the toilet and the water level in said toilet, I've been having this problem increasingly often to the point that it's starting to worry me from not only a hygiene standpoint but also from a male-health view, as well.

This is not a glorification of "my balls are so massive and heavy that they slam-dunk the toilet every time I sit down," but more of a "If I don't change something now, will I sooner than later start tripping over my junk when I get out of bed every morning?"

I currently wear boxer-briefs and do not consider tighty-whities to be an option. However, is a change in underwear going to even alter anything at this point, over a few decades into the life of these precious items?

Anyone else having problems of their Male Accessories getting unwanted baths from venturing too low into the porcelain pool? If so, what did you do to fix it?
Are you sure the water level in the toilet is proper?
 

FilmCamera

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Yeah....you know when the toilet gets clogged and it fills itself up almost to overflowing? You are supposed to use a plunger then, not sit down and use the toilet.
 

Adam8281

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Reminds me of the vignette in Jackass 2: The Movie (or whatever it's official title is) where Johnny Knoxville dresses up like an old geezer and has a prosthetic pair of balls hanging like 3 in. out the bottom of his shorts. The reactions he got in public were hi-larious!
 

LordMaul

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I'm not near old enough for this crap to start happening to me. I would assume this comes with colonoscopies and prostate problems, but no.

And no, not 8-9 inches...like I said, it DOES depend on the water level, but I'm not just speaking of dunking my balls. I'm more concerned about the fact that they seem to be hanging easily 4+ inches lower when I'm good and warm. Obviously, they shrink up when it gets cold and appropriately so. But after sitting at my desk for a while and things start stewing down there, I worry that I may sit on them or something of the ilk....
 

TheRyuu

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Originally posted by: KLin
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?


Sorry, Couldn't resist.

LMAO
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