How low are you standards when it comes to women?

[TommyVercetti]

Mine are really low! Here is how things went down hill.

Freshman year of college - Pretty high standards, very picky.
Sophomore - Slightly lower, but still high
Junior year - Started to drop slowly
Senior year - TOOK A DIVE. Fell atleast 500%

Right now - Anything goes.

 

[Borracho]

banged a fat chick eh? Its ok drink a few beers and shake it off.

 

[bradruth]

Not low at all, although it appears I'm not as anti-smoking as I used to be. :Q

 

[BDawg]

My standards are pretty high. Not only does she have to be smart and beautiful, but she'll also have to be able to kill my wife.

 

[spidey07]

pretty high. must make good money, be smart and beautiful and come from a good family. And cook. And clean. And keep house. And not mind when i hit 100 in 3rd. And play golf/scuba. And be over 5'6". And have long hair.

nah, they aren't that high.

 

[bleeb]

hahaah this thread is teh funny!

 

[Babbles]

Is the body warm?

 

[fs5]

start low, then always move up. You can't start at the top.

 

[Dacalo]

Originally posted by: BDawg
My standards are pretty high. Not only does she have to be smart and beautiful, but she'll also have to be able to kill my wife.

LOL!

Friends tell me my standards are high. I look for intelligence and wisdom in women. They don't necceassrily have to be beautiful, but cute.

But then again, how I define those is another matter

 

[NumbaJuan]

i like em BIG :Q

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: NumbaJuan
i like em BIG :Q

round and juicy. 'till I noticed that the butt was stuffed.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: BDawg
My standards are pretty high. Not only does she have to be smart and beautiful, but she'll also have to be able to kill my wife.

LOL!

Friends tell me my standards are high. I look for intelligence and wisdom in women. They don't necceassrily have to be beautiful, but cute.

But then again, how I define those is another matter

You look for wisdom in women? Good luck.

 

[Shockwave]

Low. I mean LOW.
REALLY LOW
LOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

Keep in mind, I dont do fat chics. When I say low standards, I mean being promiscuos. In fact, the sluttier they are, the more I like'm. My test is this.
If I touch the kitty with my tongue and it tingles like a 9 volt battery, I know I got me a dirty girl and she's a keeper

 

[Kaervak]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Low. I mean LOW.
REALLY LOW
LOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

Keep in mind, I dont do fat chics. When I say low standards, I mean being promiscuos. In fact, the sluttier they are, the more I like'm. My test is this.
If I touch the kitty with my tongue and it tingles like a 9 volt battery, I know I got me a dirty girl and she's a keeper

Gonorrhea, it's now a sauce.


Yeah, I have no idea either.

 

[TheNinja]

Anyone remember what Andrew Dice Clay said?

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: BDawg
My standards are pretty high. Not only does she have to be smart and beautiful, but she'll also have to be able to kill my wife.

LOL!

Friends tell me my standards are high. I look for intelligence and wisdom in women. They don't necceassrily have to be beautiful, but cute.

But then again, how I define those is another matter

Well, mine are high because I'm fairly happily married.

 

[Corporate Thug]

7 on a scale 1-10

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: NumbaJuan
i like em BIG :Q

What up my big loving brotha!

 

[rudeguy]

I used to take what I could get...now I am too picky. I think its better to be alone than to settle.

 

[Luhny]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Not low at all, although it appears I'm not as anti-smoking as I used to be. :Q

if they smoke cigs you know what else they will smoke......

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Luhny

Originally posted by: bradruth
Not low at all, although it appears I'm not as anti-smoking as I used to be. :Q

if they smoke cigs you know what else they will smoke......

So what'll happen if I get her to quit smoking?

 

[Dacalo]

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: BDawg
My standards are pretty high. Not only does she have to be smart and beautiful, but she'll also have to be able to kill my wife.

LOL!

Friends tell me my standards are high. I look for intelligence and wisdom in women. They don't necceassrily have to be beautiful, but cute.

But then again, how I define those is another matter

Well, mine are high because I'm fairly happily married.

:beer:

 

[hjo3]

My requirements:
Alive, human, 18-40, conscious. No Mac users or vegetarians.

 

[Dacalo]

Originally posted by: hjo3
My requirements:
Alive, human, 18-40, conscious. No Mac users or vegetarians.

Uber nerd!

 

[TechnoKid]

well, she HAS to be 100% natural-born female.....for starters......
and she must be of age, 18 at least.