How long would it take to become a humonclulus?

[disappoint]

I'm not exactly sure what a humonclulus is but I think I'd be great as one. How long would it take to become one? I think I could selfishly homunculate about if I were a homunculus and that just seems like such a better expenditure of my time than whatever it is I've been doing for the past 18 years. I'm not sure what that is either but maybe if I could homunculate about long enough I could figure it out? Do you think it's tool late to become a homunculus if I start out now?


Parody