How long until minendo gets bitched at?

[minendo]

Dog came into the office crying because she had to go out. I told her 5 minutes. Instead she wakes up the woman and makes her go outside. They've been gone ten minutes. How long until I get chewed out?

 

[Chaotic42]

Dang, that's a smart dog. You piss it off and it still gets to go outside, *and* it gets you in trouble.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Dang, that's a smart dog. You piss it off and it still gets to go outside, *and* it gets you in trouble.

Actually the dog is smarter than that. She knows only to wake up the woman in the morning because there is no way in hell minendo is waking up early to take her on a walk.😉

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Just make sure coffee is ready when she returns. (Your gf/wife that is 😉 )

 

[minendo]

Oh man. I am screwed. The woman has returned for the walk and is now sleeping on the couch.

🙁

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: minendo
Oh man. I am screwed. The woman has returned for the walk and is now sleeping on the couch.

🙁

Quickly make her some breakfast and present it to her. Then it looks like you didn't sit behind the computer all morning.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Dang, that's a smart dog. You piss it off and it still gets to go outside, *and* it gets you in trouble.

Actually the dog is smarter than that. She knows only to wake up the woman in the morning because there is no way in hell minendo is waking up early to take her on a walk.😉

my dogs do the same thing. They dont even bother. They used too when they were puppies. maybe twice. The second time one of them crapped on my bed. Lets just say they didnt have such a good time when I woke up to crap. Now they no longer bug me.

 

[minendo]

T minus ten minutes. This is not going to be pretty.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: minendo
T minus ten minutes. This is not going to be pretty.

So I guess you're too lazy to even make her breakfast?

 

[Kadarin]

You might fare better if you stopped thinking of her as "the woman", as if she were some object.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: minendo
T minus ten minutes. This is not going to be pretty.

So I guess you're too lazy to even make her breakfast?

Oh I'd gladly make breakfast if we had anything to cook.

minendo = teh chef

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
You might fare better if you stopped thinking of her as "the woman", as if she were some object.

She knows her role.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: minendo
T minus ten minutes. This is not going to be pretty.

So I guess you're too lazy to even make her breakfast?

Oh I'd gladly make breakfast if we had anything to cook.

minendo = teh chef

Then go do the shopping! Just show you are willing to do something which she can benefit from instead of posting on ATOT.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Then go do the shopping! Just show you are willing to do something which she can benefit from instead of posting on ATOT.

Hey, I do the shopping. Fortunately for me I found a woman that likes sleep. The earliest meal I have to cook is a late lunch.

😛

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

At least make sure she doesn't have to tell you to start on either of those, but that shopping is done and lunch is ready when she wakes up again 🙂