How long have you been... "Master of your Domain"

[yobarman]

At home I used to do it all the time you know, cause I had some privacy. At least every other day. Well I've been at college, what 4 days?! Man this is rough. I made a promise to my self that I will not conduct any self-gratification. It will require assistance from a female. But there aren't many good looking girls here at RIT. Damn, I'm screwed!


So, what's the longest you've ever gone, assuming that your routine is daily. If you know what I mean... ::cough::

 

[j0lly]

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

 

[bandXtrb]

umm... almost a week.

My friend goes to RIT. I think what you said is true.

 

[p0tempkin]

Search out a fatty-bo-batty broad with low morals.

 

[Yeeny]

<< Damn, I'm screwed! >>



I think the problem is that you aren't actually. And I am a woman, don't you watch porn? We do it all day long, waiting for some big strong man to walk in on us and take care of us. And of course, we only wear schoolgirl outfits with stiletto heels while we do, its a requirement of our gender.

 

[yobarman]

<< Search out a fatty-bo-batty broad with low morals. >>




I have this scale. Goes from 1-10. I cannot get with a girl below 7...6 is pushing it. Weight is a factor. The day I go below 6 is the day I get raped.

 

[Siva]

3 days or so

 

[yobarman]

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<< Damn, I'm screwed! >>



I think the problem is that you aren't actually. And I am a woman, don't you watch porn? We do it all day long, waiting for some big strong man to walk in on us and take care of us. And of course, we only wear schoolgirl outfits with stiletto heels while we do, its a requirement of our gender. >>




Someone, HELP! I'm chocking, the air is so saturated with sarcasm I think I'm going to die!

 

[gopunk]

i've gone close to a month, but i got some assistance partway. but i would've gone the full month even without the assitance... i was traveling... except at the end i figured it would be cool to try and do it in every country i visited

just give in and jerk yourself off for god's sake. ultra horniness leads to deperation... i try to get one off before a date as a rule.

 

[MiniGolfIsFun]

<< I think the problem is that you aren't actually. And I am a woman, don't you watch porn? We do it all day long, waiting for some big strong man to walk in on us and take care of us. And of course, we only wear schoolgirl outfits with stiletto heels while we do, its a requirement of our gender. >>



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my god, it's my dream come true. i didn't even realize it!!

 

[yobarman]

<< i've gone close to a month, but i got some assistance partway. but i would've gone the full month even without the assitance... i was traveling... except at the end i figured it would be cool to try and do it in every country i visited

just give in and jerk yourself off for god's sake. ultra horniness leads to deperation... i try to get one off before a date as a rule. >>



NO! I will not give in!! I'm not thinking about it too much, but it's been a little longer than I'm used to. Eventually I'll get used to it and then the quest so "help" will begin, if it has not already started...

 

[ShadowHunter]

Best I can do is a week before walking around bonerrific 24/7 and trying to get a look at a 70 yr old.

I don't mean this to be sexist, but girls may have periods, but guys' burden can be pretty tough sometimes too.

 

[pulse8]

I dunno...12 hours

 

[yobarman]

<< I dunno...12 hours >>



Haha you're weak!

 

[pulse8]

<< Haha you're weak! >>



lol...I'm not weak...I was just unemployed

 

[Ciber]

like 5 months now :Q

 

[thedarkwolf]

Its been about 3 hours

 

[prodigy]

22 seconds, from that wwf wcw girls thread.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Rotflmao !!!!! you are too funny !!!


OP...there's nothing wrong with letting your fingers do the walking till you hook up with somebody really suitable

































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[Geekbabe]

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<< Damn, I'm screwed! >>



I think the problem is that you aren't actually. And I am a woman, don't you watch porn? We do it all day long, waiting for some big strong man to walk in on us and take care of us. And of course, we only wear schoolgirl outfits with stiletto heels while we do, its a requirement of our gender. >>




We do ??? omg,how did these Birkenstock sandals get in here then