Originally posted by: pyonir
I'm trying to picture Leonard Lawrence with a beard...it just isn't working.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name fat body?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are
you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.