How long do you think I can go without doing anything before getting fired?

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
You're stealing. Congratulations! I don't know whether it's your smugness about it, or the complicit attitudes of the other degenerates in this thread bother me more.

Seriously do this country a favor and kill yourselves. You're dead weight.

Stealing what?

Also, I don't know if it makes a difference to you, but I'm pretty sure he's in Canada.

When you accept a job, whether you sign anything or not, you are forming a contract in which you exchange your work for money. When you stop working and keep taking the money... I don't know. What do you call it?

Cheezy, as odd as this may sound to you, I am on vacation. So what if I am taking it in my home town, and spending a good deal of it in my office. I am also my own boss, so if I slack off, I am stealing from no one but me.

This isn't a case of slacking off though. This is a case of a degenerate, irresponsible, immoral asshole taking complete advantage of his work situation, and coming here to brag about it. If this guy worked for me, he have fun collecting his last pay check.

n/m, referring to the OP. Can't defend yah too much there lol

 

[ultimatebob]

Some people just know how to make an art out of doing nothing. Take this for an example...

We have a manufacturer service rep in our office who's only job is to fix broken servers. He works about 45 hours a week, and out of that he might spend 6 hours a week actually fixing broken servers. The rest of the time he spends sitting in the operations center watching TV, talking to people, and ordering lunch for everyone. Hey, at least he's useful for something From what I've heard, he gets a great salary, company car, full benefits package, and two weeks of company training in Florida or California. All that just for watching TV most of the time.

When asked about his workload, he says "Hey... they don't pay me for what I do, they pay me for what I know HOW to do when things break". Honestly, the servers don't look much more complicated than a normal PC, but I guess that the manufacturer will void their warranty if one of the regular IT guys work on it and screw something up. He's been there for years, and probably will be there until their contract ends.

What can I say... nice work if you can get it!

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Ns1 (prior to changing your reply from "No work given = no work done; hard to understand?"),

Originally posted by: BigToque
I've literally done NOTHING for the last 9 business days (2 weeks tomorrow).

Granted there isn't much work I could be doing, but I'm not even doing the stuff I can.

I've got a report I've gotta write that's supposed to be sent off to an insurance company tomorrow (I've had 2 weeks to write it), that I haven't started yet and will take at least another week to finish, if I started this week, which I won't.

But I'm glad the chance to flame me didn't prevent you from checking your facts first. Thank you for the semi-retraction.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Ns1 (prior to changing your reply from "No work given = no work done; hard to understand"),

Originally posted by: BigToque
I've literally done NOTHING for the last 9 business days (2 weeks tomorrow).

Granted there isn't much work I could be doing, but I'm not even doing the stuff I can.

I've got a report I've gotta write that's supposed to be sent off to an insurance company tomorrow (I've had 2 weeks to write it), that I haven't started yet and will take at least another week to finish, if I started this week, which I won't.

But I'm glad the chance to flame me didn't prevent you from checking your facts first. Thank you for the semi-retraction.

Well, in reference to me, no work given = no work done.

In reference to the OP, I can't say anything

 

[SphinxnihpS]

lol

 

[Scarpozzi]

I always put in a full day's work.....I just work very very very slow.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
You're stealing. Congratulations! I don't know whether it's your smugness about it, or the complicit attitudes of the other degenerates in this thread bother me more.

Seriously do this country a favor and kill yourselves. You're dead weight.

Stealing what?

Also, I don't know if it makes a difference to you, but I'm pretty sure he's in Canada.

When you accept a job, whether you sign anything or not, you are forming a contract in which you exchange your work for money. When you stop working and keep taking the money... I don't know. What do you call it?

Cheezy, as odd as this may sound to you, I am on vacation. So what if I am taking it in my home town, and spending a good deal of it in my office. I am also my own boss, so if I slack off, I am stealing from no one but me.

This isn't a case of slacking off though. This is a case of a degenerate, irresponsible, immoral asshole taking complete advantage of his work situation, and coming here to brag about it. If this guy worked for me, he would have fun collecting his last pay check.

Sounds more like breach of contract than stealing to me
It's all semantics, but meh, what is the internet for if not having pointless arguments with strangers over inconsequential things?

 

[legoman666]

Originally posted by: Anubis
i get paied to surf AT, i have for months
i think you are safe

word to that, same here.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
You're stealing. Congratulations! I don't know whether it's your smugness about it, or the complicit attitudes of the other degenerates in this thread bother me more.

Seriously do this country a favor and kill yourselves. You're dead weight.

You're an idiot.


Or you need to add an /sarcasm


I can't decide.

Im gonna go with option A.

Idiot.

i'd also like to buy a vowel.

I haven't seen a useful post from that guy yet.

SphinxnihpS:WWYBYWB?

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Raizinman
Many years ago, I had a job doing technical research. I had to search through tens of thousands of pages of documents and try and find certain technical references. Well, being the geekie type of guy I am, I stayed late one evening, and ran all the pages through a scanner and then processed it through an OCR program. No, they never thought of this as OCR programs were sort of new and not well received. Anyway, after having all this inforamtion in the computer, finding all the technical references took about an hour. The time limit on the job was listed: Until done. Well, what should I have done? Billed them 6 hours of actual time spent? Or estimated how much time it would have taken me had I done it their way, page by page. Well, to avoid getting flames, I won't divurge how much time I actually billed, but it was two of the best years I have ever had.

The kicker?! Because I did such a thorough job the first time, they hired me again to re-research the same documents looking now for other references. LOL

NICE.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
explain the reasoning for your pronunciation of thread and i guarantee they'll fire you on the spot.

Wait, he's not one of those threed guys, is he?

yerp. i think he was the OP in that thread...uhh excuse me, in that threed.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
not as long as me, you are not even in the same ballpark as me
you couldn't carry my jock strap in this arena

and i have no worry of being fired

which government organization do you work for and/or run?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Kev

Originally posted by: FoBoT
not as long as me, you are not even in the same ballpark as me
you couldn't carry my jock strap in this arena

and i have no worry of being fired

which government organization do you work for and/or run?

FEMA would be my guess

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
You're stealing. Congratulations! I don't know whether it's your smugness about it, or the complicit attitudes of the other degenerates in this thread bother me more.

Seriously do this country a favor and kill yourselves. You're dead weight.

You're an idiot.


Or you need to add an /sarcasm


I can't decide.

Im gonna go with option A.

Idiot.

i'd also like to buy a vowel.

I haven't seen a useful post from that guy yet.

SphinxnihpS:WWYBYWB?

S/he claims to be an alias for a long time member. I guess some people see posting here like leveling up in WoW.

"I have an alien avatar to Diamond, 2 crabs to Lifer, an elite clown and a black dude past lifer."

 

[pstylesss]

I've gone two years...

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: EGGO
I say you'll get promoted.

Yep, agreed. Promotion is coming!

 

[Venix]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
You're stealing. Congratulations! I don't know whether it's your smugness about it, or the complicit attitudes of the other degenerates in this thread bother me more.

Seriously do this country a favor and kill yourselves. You're dead weight.

Stealing what?

Also, I don't know if it makes a difference to you, but I'm pretty sure he's in Canada.

Then of course he isn't working. Canada is on strike.

 

[Mursilis]

Originally posted by: sirjonk
S/he claims to be an alias for a long time member. I guess some people see posting here like leveling up in WoW.

"I have an alien avatar to Diamond, 2 crabs to Lifer, an elite clown and a black dude past lifer."

:laugh: That's frickin' hilarious! :thumbsup:

 

[tidehigh]

i have friends working for the gov.

one guy does nothing... literally nothing. buuuut he's better than most he works with. the guy that sits beside him comes in every morning and turns on his computer. he has the pw that keeps the blank screensaver from coming on, so he just goes home. my boy says the boss walks by all the time and actually says "damn, where's jim? well he must be here, his computer is on".

another guy he works with got caught looking at porn. they took his computer away for an entire year. he sat at his desk and did nothing for an entire year. the guy then got caught looking at porn on other people's computers. he'd jump on their computer when he saw them leave for work. like 10 different people were busted for looking at porn within a couple weeks, and he got caught. HE STILL WORKS THERE TO THIS DAY.

 

[tidehigh]

Originally posted by: Raizinman
Many years ago, I had a job doing technical research. I had to search through tens of thousands of pages of documents and try and find certain technical references. Well, being the geekie type of guy I am, I stayed late one evening, and ran all the pages through a scanner and then processed it through an OCR program. No, they never thought of this as OCR programs were sort of new and not well received. Anyway, after having all this inforamtion in the computer, finding all the technical references took about an hour. The time limit on the job was listed: Until done. Well, what should I have done? Billed them 6 hours of actual time spent? Or estimated how much time it would have taken me had I done it their way, page by page. Well, to avoid getting flames, I won't divurge how much time I actually billed, but it was two of the best years I have ever had.

The kicker?! Because I did such a thorough job the first time, they hired me again to re-research the same documents looking now for other references. LOL

i love you

 

[SsupernovaE]

Just answer every question with "I prefer not to."

 

[Sinsear]

Originally posted by: Raizinman
Many years ago, I had a job doing technical research. I had to search through tens of thousands of pages of documents and try and find certain technical references. Well, being the geekie type of guy I am, I stayed late one evening, and ran all the pages through a scanner and then processed it through an OCR program. No, they never thought of this as OCR programs were sort of new and not well received. Anyway, after having all this inforamtion in the computer, finding all the technical references took about an hour. The time limit on the job was listed: Until done. Well, what should I have done? Billed them 6 hours of actual time spent? Or estimated how much time it would have taken me had I done it their way, page by page. Well, to avoid getting flames, I won't divurge how much time I actually billed, but it was two of the best years I have ever had.

The kicker?! Because I did such a thorough job the first time, they hired me again to re-research the same documents looking now for other references. LOL

Nice job. :beer:

 

[agibby5]

Originally posted by: waitman

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
I think you are the epitome of worthless and should seriously consider suicide.

This is America! This is also how most of the people I know got promotions and raises at their jobs!!!

Yes, let's remember that most people in this country basically do nothing and still get the paycheck. They're all trying to figure out how to get around working at work....

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
I work about 2 hours a day out of 8 I would say, in terms of actual work. My boss is a once every 2 month visit style person, and I get to work 3 days at home on a laptop...

12 months and counting. I think you are fine.

.... see what I mean?

I took a poll of my friends and I figured out that most people only work 4 to 6 hours out of an 8 hour work day. When I first started working, I would work well in excess of the 8 hours (from 8 to 10 hours per day), but now it's more like 7 to 7.5 hours. (I think it's declining, but I haven't measured it lately.)

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
I only do 4-5 hours of work/day (which on this thread is FAIL), and the rest I still wonder what to fill it with.

Oh well, it pays the bills and keeps me from sitting at home bored

At least your in the 4 to 6 hour range that I calculated I think that's ?acceptable?.

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
You're stealing. Congratulations! I don't know whether it's your smugness about it, or the complicit attitudes of the other degenerates in this thread bother me more.

Seriously do this country a favor and kill yourselves. You're dead weight.

Welcome to America! Our country was founded on doing little while appearing to do much and this mentality is rampant in our society today.

 

[tidehigh]

Originally posted by: agibby5
Welcome to America! Our country was founded on doing little while appearing to do much and this mentality is rampant in our society today.

yea those guys at valley forge were so lazy

 

[SuperjetMatt]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
You're stealing. Congratulations! I don't know whether it's your smugness about it, or the complicit attitudes of the other degenerates in this thread bother me more.

Seriously do this country a favor and kill yourselves. You're dead weight.

You were telling us just a couple days ago how no one ever does anything knowingly wrong, when you defended that father killing three kids.

Right?

EDIT: You weren't directly defending him.
But spouting crap nonetheless.