How long can you eat one grape?

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neonerd

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If you don't suck on it, but actually bite little chunks/pieces off of it, what's the longest that you can keep the grape in your mouth/eat it?

also specify the circumference of the grape, since you can keep a bigger one in there for longer

<--1hr, 16min, 19sec with a grape with the circumference of 6.4cm
 
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neonerd

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Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
If I choke on it, I can be eating it indefinitely...

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i'd consider that sucking...you have to actually be biting little "chunks" off and chewing it ;)

like first part of the skin....then you go in
 
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neonerd

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Originally posted by: Baked
I don't know about a grape, but I can suck on a nip for hours.
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is anybody else going to try this? :(

it's not that hard to measure the grape's circumference...just get a centimeter tape measure with millimeters on it ;)
 
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SynthDude2001

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Originally posted by: neonerd
Originally posted by: Baked
I don't know about a grape, but I can suck on a nip for hours.
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is anybody else going to try this? :(

it's not that hard to measure the grape's circumference...just get a centimeter tape measure with millimeters on it ;)
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Dude, you're a freak. :p

Go play HL2 or something.....:)
 
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neonerd

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Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: neonerd
Originally posted by: Baked
I don't know about a grape, but I can suck on a nip for hours.
Click to expand...

is anybody else going to try this? :(

it's not that hard to measure the grape's circumference...just get a centimeter tape measure with millimeters on it ;)
Click to expand...

Dude, you're a freak. :p

Go play HL2 or something.....:)
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all my friends are offline...i'll finish eating this grape, take a shower, then maybe play some matchmaking team skirmish or whatever....but i've got to finish this grape first.

Also, I'm getting surprisingly full off of this grape...quite filling

33 minutes and counting, about 1/8 of the grape is left in my mouth
 
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SynthDude2001

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Originally posted by: neonerd
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: neonerd
Originally posted by: Baked
I don't know about a grape, but I can suck on a nip for hours.
Click to expand...

is anybody else going to try this? :(

it's not that hard to measure the grape's circumference...just get a centimeter tape measure with millimeters on it ;)
Click to expand...

Dude, you're a freak. :p

Go play HL2 or something.....:)
Click to expand...

all my friends are offline...i'll finish eating this grape, take a shower, then maybe play some matchmaking team skirmish or whatever....but i've got to finish this grape first.

Also, I'm getting surprisingly full off of this grape...quite filling

33 minutes and counting, about 1/8 of the grape is left in my mouth
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lol, you come across as being very sexually frustrated :p

Edit: I just realized it's been years since I've eaten grapes...
 
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neonerd

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Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: neonerd
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: neonerd
Originally posted by: Baked
I don't know about a grape, but I can suck on a nip for hours.
Click to expand...

is anybody else going to try this? :(

it's not that hard to measure the grape's circumference...just get a centimeter tape measure with millimeters on it ;)
Click to expand...

Dude, you're a freak. :p

Go play HL2 or something.....:)
Click to expand...

all my friends are offline...i'll finish eating this grape, take a shower, then maybe play some matchmaking team skirmish or whatever....but i've got to finish this grape first.

Also, I'm getting surprisingly full off of this grape...quite filling

33 minutes and counting, about 1/8 of the grape is left in my mouth
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lol, you come across as being very sexually frustrated :p

Edit: I just realized it's been years since I've eaten grapes...
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lol, well sexually fristrated or not, it's been 48 minutes....going for an hour

about 1/16th of the grape left :)
 
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neonerd

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Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: neonerd
w00t! 1 hour and still about 1/25th of the grape left :D
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At least you didn't Syringer us. ;)
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now i want to see somebody else attempt to break my record.....1 hour, 6 minutes and still counting
 
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neonerd

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ok, it's gone now :(

took me 1 hour, 16 minutes, and 19 seconds to finish the sucker off

now somebody else do it! ;)
 
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aidanjm

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Originally posted by: neonerd
Originally posted by: Baked
I don't know about a grape, but I can suck on a nip for hours.
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is anybody else going to try this? :(

it's not that hard to measure the grape's circumference...just get a centimeter tape measure with millimeters on it ;)
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But you're assuming everyone has fresh grapes in the kitchen. I don't. I'm not even sure if grapes are in season here. I did grab some lovely cherries last time I went shopping.
 
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