How Long Before I Can Get a Haircut?

zanieladie

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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."

The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."

The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half."

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
 

tfinch2

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Feb 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: ShadowBlade
maybe i'm stupid, but i dont get it

He's going home to fvck the barber's wife, and he wants to know how long the husband will be occupied cutting hair
 

JDrake

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Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: ShadowBlade
maybe i'm stupid, but i dont get it

He's going home to fvck the barber's wife, and he wants to know how long the husband will be occupied cutting hair
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**Joke** 20 190 zanieladie 04/28/2006 07:28 PM
by AgaBoogaBoo
tfinch is like a double person I guess
 

tfinch2

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Originally posted by: joedrake
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: ShadowBlade
maybe i'm stupid, but i dont get it

He's going home to fvck the barber's wife, and he wants to know how long the husband will be occupied cutting hair
How Long Before I Can Get a Haircut? Pages: 1 2
**Joke** 20 190 zanieladie 04/28/2006 07:28 PM
by AgaBoogaBoo
tfinch is like a double person I guess

I noticed that too.