I was driving down Rt. 17 in my orange McLaren F1 when some kid in a pink civic with a large wing, dual exhaust(?) and totally slammed stance did the 'ole rice fly by. I felt like teaching him a lesson so I caught up to him and gave him the finger and then floored the car and I could have sworn that his little car cried real tears. I pulled over at the Dunkin' Donuts and then he pulled up and asked what kind of body kit i had on my civic. I told him that the car wasn't a honduuuuh but a McLaren F1 and it cost one million dollars and had like 1000 horsepower. He wanted to buy the badge off my car so people would think his car was a McLaren. I said no and glued a donut to his car so his car is now the official Dunkin' Donut ricer racer. His backward baseball cap fell off after I peeled out and left with his girlfriend. She said that she always laughed at him behind his back about his little pink car with eight fog lights and fake dual exhaust and window sticker that says X-treme Powerz with a website url on his bumper. I kicked the girl out though because she wasn't my type. I found a girl with black hair and a black dress and we threw in some Dimmu Borgir into the cd changer and went searching for more ricers. There's this Ford Ranger with clear tail lights that looks really fast, i'll have to see if i can give him a good race.
my Mclaren F1 is running good
but the other day this guy in a volvo wanted to race
I said no I'll kill your car and he said no I'll kill your car
He then ran into me and knocked my door loose.
I fixed it with some duct tape and everything looks good as new.
I am thinking about putting some 13 inch tires on it and lowering it some.
My 2 15s are not putting out the power I want either. (windshield doesn't vibrate good enough)
My "mac" is runnin fine (silver color) only had 15,000 miles on it (highway). Just recently replaced my Michelins with Pirelli's (Z-rated of course), seems like I'm replacing tires faster than I'd like especially last time I drag raced this '88 Honda CRX. Boy I was gonna give it to this cocky ricer kid, he was tailgaitin me like crazy. And I was humiliated, I was seeing his CRX's butt by 1.5 seconds all the way to the next stop light. I motioned for him to stop at the next gas station. After he opened his hood, I discovered the reason for my defeat. He had a Henessy Viper Venom Turbo engine stuffed in there driving the rear wheels. I was tricked, the stickers on his car said "powered by type-r turbo Integra sport". He cheated, I was so pissed off.
The F1 was actually built near where I live, in Woking, UK. There is still a showroom on Park Lane in Central London. Did you know, they have in car modems to send the cars tech data to the manufacturer should a problem arise? If any of you are having trouble, I suggest you do this. But you knew that right?