How is Wile E Coyote so rich?

[swtethan]

He buys all this stuff from the Acme company to catch the Roadrunner, how does he pay for it?

 

[Aquaman]

it's a cartoon :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Schadenfreude]

Because he's a cartoon character.

/thread

edit: damn you aquaman, damn you and your nimble fingers!

:Q That sounded bad . . ..

 

[JoeFahey]

He doesn't need to be rich to get it all. It's a "cartoon"

 

[swtethan]

hehe

 

[MX2]

He sells weed on the side

 

[Gibson486]

He's a pimp

 

[Tom]

Acme is the cartoon equivalent of ValueAmerica, so everything is free.

 

[JS80]

WB pays him salary and royalty for being on the show DUH just like actors.

 

[Maximus96]

why does he not buy food with the money instead of buying all the acme contraptions.

 

[robothouse77]

ACME wants roadrunner's head as well, so everything is comped

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: MX2times
He sells weed on the side

"I sell pot......... holders, made of hemp"

 

[So]

He owns majority share in a copper mine down in Chiuaua.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: robothouse77
ACME wants roadrunner's head as well, so everything is comped

exactly...its cause the roadrunner owns a majority stock in ACME and would like to liquify this holdings...and the board over at ACME will try everything they can to stop him.

 

[swtethan]

Originally posted by: Maximus96
why does he not buy food with the money instead of buying all the acme contraptions.

because he's a tech geek?

 

[CrackRabbit]

ACME Mastercard of course, he racks up those reward points like there is no tomorrow.

 

[Shame]

Probably pays with a credit card...

 

[Conky]

Simple... he RMA's all that stuff.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Gibson486
He's a pimp

Yep, keeps a harem of roadrunners.

 

[Sureshot324]

He's sponsored by ACME. Not sure why they don't get someone better to represent their brand though.

 

[shuttleboi]

Like most 20-somethings, he buys everything on credit. He rents an apartment (or buys a loft with an interest-only mortgage), leases a car, and spends all his money on electronics. When he has kids at the age of 25, he spends lavishly on toys for them, and when then they are ready to go to college, he has no money to help them out, so the tradition of eternal debt is passed on as well.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Credit, baby!

 

[ITJunkie]

he bought tons of stock in Acme before it went big time!!!

 

[JDrake]

Isn't he Bill Gate's son?

 

[BriGy86]

any place to watch the old cartoons?

that would be super