GRRRR.......... why is it that Mondays always means I need to reset about 10 passwords? How can you use the same password day in day out and forget it over the weekend? I'm surprised to you can walk and chew gum at the same time without biting off your tounge.
I propose a new business where employers send all new hires to myself and fellow Anandtech Forums Franchisees. We will then tattoo any relavent usernames, password, access codes, etc on either their left or right asscheek. Nice looking mirrors will then be issued to each new luser er... I mean user to serve as decoder (company logos can be engraved for a nominal fee). The handy dandy mirror will use serve as an important debugging tool to make sure they did not misplace their craniums in the netherorafice.
So what gave me this bright idea?
This one stupid wench called with a snotty attitude, "I can get into my fsucking email. Get you damn act together and fix the IP addresses."
WTF??? Good afternoon to you too. I'm fed up already. This moron always has "IP issue" which turns out to be ID10T issues. Don't you hate it when people pull the latest buzzwords out of their butt? You might impresses a onelegged Albanians but you sure as hell ain't impressing me. So I decide to check whether the problem is on her side or my side.
I ask, "Can you get web access?"
"I don't care I want email"
"Can you get web access?"
"What do you mean web?"
"Can you get web access?"
"I don't understand how web and email or related?"
"JUST DO IT!!! CLICK ON THE DAMN NUTSCRAPE ICON!!!"
"Yes I can get on."
"Good it's not an IP issue. Now type in your password."
I hear really fast clicks
"It didn't work"
"OK, now type it SLOWLY. I want to hear you type it letter by letter."
"I already did that and it....
"Please just do it"
"But I....."
"SHUT UP AND JUST TYPE YOU STUPID PASSWORD LETTER BY LETTER!!!"
I hear slow and methodical clicks
"I'm in, I guess you fixed my........"
*** CLICK ***
I'm in no mood to take crap from anyone today.
I propose a new business where employers send all new hires to myself and fellow Anandtech Forums Franchisees. We will then tattoo any relavent usernames, password, access codes, etc on either their left or right asscheek. Nice looking mirrors will then be issued to each new luser er... I mean user to serve as decoder (company logos can be engraved for a nominal fee). The handy dandy mirror will use serve as an important debugging tool to make sure they did not misplace their craniums in the netherorafice.
So what gave me this bright idea?
This one stupid wench called with a snotty attitude, "I can get into my fsucking email. Get you damn act together and fix the IP addresses."
WTF??? Good afternoon to you too. I'm fed up already. This moron always has "IP issue" which turns out to be ID10T issues. Don't you hate it when people pull the latest buzzwords out of their butt? You might impresses a onelegged Albanians but you sure as hell ain't impressing me. So I decide to check whether the problem is on her side or my side.
I ask, "Can you get web access?"
"I don't care I want email"
"Can you get web access?"
"What do you mean web?"
"Can you get web access?"
"I don't understand how web and email or related?"
"JUST DO IT!!! CLICK ON THE DAMN NUTSCRAPE ICON!!!"
"Yes I can get on."
"Good it's not an IP issue. Now type in your password."
I hear really fast clicks
"It didn't work"
"OK, now type it SLOWLY. I want to hear you type it letter by letter."
"I already did that and it....
"Please just do it"
"But I....."
"SHUT UP AND JUST TYPE YOU STUPID PASSWORD LETTER BY LETTER!!!"
I hear slow and methodical clicks
"I'm in, I guess you fixed my........"
*** CLICK ***
I'm in no mood to take crap from anyone today.
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