How is marriage like a hurricane?

[NFS4]

There's a lot of sucking and blowing going on; then you lose your house



Hehe, corny, but I heard it on Conan

 

[eplebnista]

 

[Orsorum]

Heh.

 

[teqwiz]

The eye of the storm is best. Keep moving and don't stay in one place too long. It's the only way to keep balance in a dual egoed situation. When the storm passes, rest together.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: NFS4
There's a lot of sucking and blowing going on; then you lose your house

Yep, she rocks... Funny as hell!

 

[FrustratedUser]

It's stormy and wet in the beginning, calms down a bit, then it all heats up again from the other direction.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
It's stormy and wet in the beginning, calms down a bit, then it all heats up again from the other direction.

:Q

 

[UDT89]

everything revolves around that hole.....i mean the eye.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I like the Tornado version of that....it's a lot smoother.

"What does a tornado and an Alabama divorce have in common?

Either way, somebody loses a trailer."

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: UDT89
everything revolves around that hole.....i mean the eye.

ROFL......

 

[MainFramed]

lol thats good

 

[BoberFett]

I think I got ripped off. There wasn't any sucking or blowing going on when I was married, and I still lost my house.

 

[etech]

Why is a new wife like a new vacuum cleaner?


After about a year they both quit sucking.

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Well, Skoorb has a LOTTA wind! :Q

 

[joohang]

hahahahahahaha

This thread is hilarious!

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Well, Skoorb has a LOTTA wind! :Q

You don't know how very hard the struggle to control myself here is at this moment, hahahaha, I'll be pm'ing you my thoughts

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Well, Skoorb has a LOTTA wind! :Q

I've NEVER forgotten his chair story, so that really frightens me :Q

 

[Skel]

Originally posted by: teqwiz
The eye of the storm is best. Keep moving and don't stay in one place too long. It's the only way to keep balance in a dual egoed situation. When the storm passes, rest together.

Very true words...

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Originally posted by: Jfur

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Well, Skoorb has a LOTTA wind! :Q

I've NEVER forgotten his chair story, so that really frightens me :Q

Ah shoot...I sat in his chair! :Q

 

[ndee]

That's sooooooo yesterday in Switzerland

 

[Anubis]

Hey NFS4 when did "Ace Reporter" become a title for and huge number of posts

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
It's stormy and wet in the beginning, calms down a bit, then it all heats up again from the other direction.

Yep....an ex and her lawyer are not to be messed with! :Q

 

[silverpig]

I (eye) am always in the middle of the flying sh!t.

 

[Rudee]

Marriage is more like a latenight phonecall...... You get a ring, and then you wakeup

 

Yeah, Silver Pig, you must be who's known as the kid. LOL!

I can see why I freak out about marriage. But all will be well when the storm is quiet.