how is it possible to make cake taste bad?

[JohnOfSheffield]

so, I was in Whole Foods today with my best friend... I don't usually shop there, but we were hanging out this afternoon and I needed to go grocery shopping so I can cook steak for my boyfriend tomorrow. my friend works for WF, so we went to the store together so I could use her employee discount and she could catch up with some old coworkers (we didn't go to the specific store that she works out of).

so I do my thing, buy my $20/pound steak, and while she chatted with someone who transferred out of her store, I wandered around the prepared foods section where I spot a slice of cake. looks like your generic yellow cake with vanilla frosting and some kind of berry frosting. the only label on it is "cake slice."

I tossed the cake into my shopping cart, put it in my fridge after getting home, and just now, I decided that this cake would make a good before-bed snack.

I bit into it and my only reaction was wtf D: this motherfucking cake tastes like fish... if I closed my eyes and ignored the texture difference, I'd swear I was eating a piece of salmon sashimi.

what ungodly fucker would commit this travesty on an innocent cake?

I pretty much hate all types of cake, i don't get the point, i'd rather eat what's in it fresh minus the sugar and cream.

Pie is delicious though, especially minced pies or even better, a minced meat pie..

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

cake sucks. pie is better

THIS man speaks of the truth!

 

[darkswordsman17]

so, I was in Whole Foods today with my best friend... I don't usually shop there, but we were hanging out this afternoon and I needed to go grocery shopping so I can cook steak for my boyfriend tomorrow. my friend works for WF, so we went to the store together so I could use her employee discount and she could catch up with some old coworkers (we didn't go to the specific store that she works out of).

so I do my thing, buy my $20/pound steak, and while she chatted with someone who transferred out of her store, I wandered around the prepared foods section where I spot a slice of cake. looks like your generic yellow cake with vanilla frosting and some kind of berry frosting. the only label on it is "cake slice."

I tossed the cake into my shopping cart, put it in my fridge after getting home, and just now, I decided that this cake would make a good before-bed snack.

I bit into it and my only reaction was wtf D: this motherfucking cake tastes like fish... if I closed my eyes and ignored the texture difference, I'd swear I was eating a piece of salmon sashimi.

what ungodly fucker would commit this travesty on an innocent cake?

Sounds like you made the right decision. :sneaky:

 

[nanette1985]

Note to self: do not go to Whole Foods and purchase "cake slice". Thanks for the warning.

Steak sounds tasty, though.

 

[CallMeJoe]

THIS man speaks of the truth!

I must discount your opinion, as I know your people think steak and kidney makes a good pie...