How is cock rated?

[RoloMather]

How are the adult male chickens graded? Who grades them? The USDA?

How would they rate the biggest cock?

 

[shortylickens]

Ask Jenna and Bella.

 

[olds]

It must go past your tonsils.

 

[HAL9000]

8/10

 

[olds]

8/10

Some people say 10" makes a man. But I wouldn't cut mine in half for nobody.

 

[Powermoloch]

-10/1

 

[spaceman]

u gotta put ur 5 dolla footlong inside the pizza slut
cold meat hot oven

 

[dardarla]

on a scale of "ummm" to "OHHH!"

 

[mmntech]

Your mom gave mine an AAA rating when I showed it to her. I said it was free range.