Long blamed his actions on the marijuana, which he believes was laced with a hallucinatory agent, officials said.
Weed caused this. Fuckin dopers.
While its great that he didn't do it, why didn't he turn the oven on? I have to assume he thought he was sticking a ham in the oven or something. And I've seen some pretty drunk people before, but I don't remember any of them thinking a baby was a pot roast or anything like that.
