how is an uncoordinated white guy supposed to dance

[iwantanewcomputer]

i always have girls try and start dancing with me at parties, and have no clue what im doing. all the advise ive seen says flow with the beat and follow her lead...all of which is useless if you dont know what to do

what am i supposed to so with hands, feet...and the more advanced hips and shoulders...or should i just get wasted and wiggle like a harpooned and out of water squid

 

[deadlyapp]

just act like you're humping her.

 

[Atheus]

1) methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
2) don't think too much.
3) party!

 

[waggy]

we don't. thats how.

 

[d3n]

Vicariously by YouTube. Make a video and skillfully edit it.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: deadlyapp
just act like you're humping her.

Pretty much it.

 

[chibichanman]

If you don't have rhythm, then it's difficult to tell you exactly what to do. Dance is something you learn on your own, can't really learn it from someone else. It's possible to learn from someone else, but without rhythm, then the process is a whole lot more difficult.

 

[xSauronx]

if theyre white girls pay attention for a moment....youll realize theyre drunk, and also cant dance.

this should make you feel less awkward, and more inclined to not-dance with them.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: waggy
we don't. thats how.

Exactly.


Imagine an uncoordinated white guy dancing. That is how you will look. This is something that can be prevented.
However, if the ONLY other people present are also uncoordinated white people, then you won't risk humiliation. If anyone who can dance is present though, it's game over.

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: Atheus
1) methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

I like the way you think.

 

[sandorski]

Do the Elaine!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: sandorski
Do the Elaine!

Do the Wounded Turkey!



This was in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. I think it may have been The Horror of Party Beach.
"Hey look, a sexy Romulan babe!
Go Romulan babe!"


Other MST3K dances I can remember:
"Do the Bruce Springsteen!"
"Do the Drunk-Aunt-at-a-Wedding Dance"

 

[AStar617]

Head nod with your back against the wall FTW!

 

[imported_Mike]

Get drunk, you won't care and you won't remember it.

 

[animalia]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
i always have girls try and start dancing with me at parties, and have no clue what im doing. all the advise ive seen says flow with the beat and follow her lead...all of which is useless if you dont know what to do

what am i supposed to so with hands, feet...and the more advanced hips and shoulders...or should i just get wasted and wiggle like a harpooned and out of water squid

Hip Hop is much harder to dance to than techno. techno is so fast tight-assed white dudes can just spaz out and look okay.

 

[Ticks]

Go rent that movie Save the Last Dance.