How I would have advised Hitler to successfully win WWII

[sdifox]

but they were ::confused

Damn you for beating me to the joke.

 

[lxskllr]

I'd have advised naps. Naps and whisky. Hitler needed to mellow out a bit.

 

[renz20003]

Just imagine if hitler would have developed nukes first...

 

[JEDIYoda]

Just imagine if hitler would have developed nukes first...

Just imagine if Jesus had not died on the cross and rose again on the 3rd day..........just imagine.....

 

[Muse]

Fail

 

[shortylickens]

Dont invade Russia in the Winter.


How fucking hard is this?

 

[renz20003]

Just imagine if Jesus had not died on the cross and rose again on the 3rd day..........just imagine.....

We would live in an totalitarian islamic world.

 

[Zorba]

When I played Axis & Allies board game I always chose Germany and straight smashed thru Russia.

It is easy to defend Russia in Axis & Allies, just buy infantry like crazy, nothing else. Germany has to by armor and bombers to get through. Giving why higher numbers, and bleeding Germany for money and units. Kind of like what happened in real life.

 

[Darwin333]

If he had refrained from attacking Russia and would have convinced the Japanese not to attack the US neither of those would have joined in. The only reason the US joined WWI was because public opinion swayed after the Lusitania was sunk, the only reason the US joined WWII was because of Pearl Harbor, and as Japan was allied with Germany a declaration of war against Japan also was one against Germany.

If Russia and the US would not have joined much of Europe and Asia would have been under fascist occupation for many years to come.

And thanks to the competition between the US and the Soviet Union many (a whole bunch of Nazi 'scientists' and almost all Japanese fascists) got away without punishment.

Note: Without the US joining in Nazi Germany would most likely still have fallen (the Soviets, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and many others fought them too), but I'm not sure Japan would have easily fallen if they hadn't attacked either the US or Russia.

Actually, Germany declared war on the US. Pretty sure it was very shortly after the US declared war on Japan because of the whole Pearl Harbor thing.