How hard is it to get rid of a body?

[Conky]

Well?

P.S. This is not about my girlfriend.

:beer:

 

[AbAbber2k]

In before lock?

 

[Cuda1447]

I hope you're talking about our favorite member with a money symbol for an avatar.

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
In before lock?

Why would it be locked? It's an honest question.

 

[AmdEmAll]

Wood chipper

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
In before lock?

Why would it be locked? It's an honest question.

Because I'm pretty sure similar threads have been locked before. Especially if you're talking about a human body and not your dead cat or something. :roll:

 

[Bootprint]

Sell the .45 and pickup and pay some guy at a crematorium.

 

[zanieladie]

Bet this one gets locked...

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
In before lock?

Why would it be locked? It's an honest question.

a lot of threads with honest questions are still lockable...

 

[her209]

Do you have any pig farms nearby?

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
In before lock?

Why would it be locked? It's an honest question.

Because I'm pretty sure similar threads have been locked before. Especially if you're talking about a human body and not your dead cat or something. :roll:

ok, hypothetically!

gah!

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
In before lock?

Why would it be locked? It's an honest question.

Because I'm pretty sure similar threads have been locked before. Especially if you're talking about a human body and not your dead cat or something. :roll:

ok, hypothetically!

gah!

The other threads were hypothetical as well. It doesn't matter.

 

[narutofan36]

Originally posted by: AmdEmAll
Wood chipper

...i think the movie was called..fargo?

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
In before lock?

Why would it be locked? It's an honest question.

Because I'm pretty sure similar threads have been locked before. Especially if you're talking about a human body and not your dead cat or something. :roll:

ok, hypothetically!

gah!

hypothetically, where can I get a key for (some program)?

 

[Mo0o]

"You cannot move a dead body whole. First of all you have to dice the body into six pieces and pile it up into a bag. Then you'll need to find a pig farm and starve the pigs for a couple of days. The pigs will be so hungry that the body will look like curry to them. They will go through bone like butter, that means that 40 pigs can digest 80 pounds of fat, that's 2 pounds every minute, hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig'".

 

[dug777]

use it as a scarecrow.

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: dug777
use it as a scarecrow.

this would be more of a scarecow.

 

[NanoStuff]

The best method I can think of would be to weigh the body down with cinderblocks, boat it out onto a big body of water and let it sink...

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: dug777
use it as a scarecrow.

this would be more of a scarecow.

:laugh:

 

[Ricemarine]

I'd use the .45 and blow up the gas tank like in GTA:SA With the body inside.

 

[Vinfinite]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
I hope you're talking about our favorite member with a money symbol for an avatar.

why was he banned anyways?

 

[tjaisv]

It's always hard, even when u know what you're doing.

You should probably get a silencer instead. As for disposal, it's best to chop the body up and stick the pieces in trash bags, drive to a deserted area in the woods and bury the body as deep beneath the ground as u can dig (preferably, you should of already dug the hole beforehand). That's mob style, anyway. Seems to work for them...

 

[cyclohexane]

???

 

[skyking]

USe this for the deep part, and then build a mall on the spot

 

[BigJ]

I know a few guys. I could give 'em a call, but it's gonna cost ya.