How ferengi are you?

[Adul]

I think PhycoAndy is a pure ferengi. :Q

 

[Mill]

not as much as rossman!

 

[Miramonti]

hmmm... I'm up there.

 

[HappyPuppy]

I've been married for 30 years and have never been on a honeymoon with my wife because I haven't found a good enough deal yet!

 

[RossMAN]

According to PAB I am, The Fornicating Ferengi whatever that means

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I've been married for 30 years and have never been on a honeymoon with my wife because I haven't found a good enough deal yet!

you need help.

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
According to PAB I am, The Fornicating Ferengi whatever that means

It means you're getting one heck of a good deal on Ooh-mox.

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
According to PAB I am, The Fornicating Ferengi whatever that means

No, no, no.

Thats when you're posting the latest Canon A40 deal while getting some from RossWIFE from bed on the laptop with wifi.

-PAB

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Adul

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I've been married for 30 years and have never been on a honeymoon with my wife because I haven't found a good enough deal yet!

you need help.

Not really. My wife and I spent 2 years in the Peace Corps on a goverrnment paid 2 year vacation shortly after we were married.

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: Millenium
not as much as rossman!

In accordance with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, I actually am more Ferengi than RossMAN.

I'd open a bbq pit and be burning onions and grilling sausage across the street from a Jenny Craig 24/7.

-PAB

 

[ohtwell]

Not as much as PAB!


: ) Amanda

 

[Pliablemoose]

I'm so bad, most of the deals I do I can't post in Hot Deals...

Wanted a new HP printer, plugged the model into My Simon.com for some prices, hit on a great price on Outpost.com, printed the page, went to Staples, did the pricematch 110%, gave them a $50 coupon. Got home & looked @ the page/model I printed up & PM'd to & realized it was to a cheaper model that didn't even really look like the one I got.

MSRP $699, PM'd to $399, - $50 coupon=glad I didn't get thrown out of the store price

 

[Squisher]

I cannot stand buyer's remorse!

I have just as much of a hard time swallowing the thought that I paid more than could have for an item as buying a lesser item when another more expensive item is superior.

Do I investigate any purchase to the point of infuriating my spouse? Yes, but I sleep better at night. Besides, she stays out of my computer purchases except for the embarrasment shone about the UPS man coming 3 times a week.

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: Squisher
I cannot stand buyer's remorse!

I have just as much of a hard time swallowing the thought that I paid more than could have for an item as buying a lesser item when another more expensive item is superior.

Do I investigate any purchase to the point of infuriating my spouse? Yes, but I sleep better at night. Besides, she stays out of my computer purchases except for the embarrasment shone about the UPS man coming 3 times a week.

Hey, there is nothing wrong with having UPS come 3 times a week!

<---Knows driver's first and last name, all 4 center bosses, has local center number on speed dial, and has stop # memorized.

-PAB

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy My wife and I spent 2 years in the Peace Corps on a goverrnment paid 2 year vacation shortly after we were married.

That was in the wild bush country of Diamond Head on Oahu, right?

 

[N8Magic]

Examples of my Ferengi-ness:

1. I pay MSRP for nothing. NOTHING.

2. I wanted to subscribe to the local paper, but I waited until they sweetened the deal with a $10.00 Home Depot gift certificate to actually subscribe.

3. When making a substantial (> $100.00) purchase, my friends always consult me first. (and I always find them a better price)

<---------- 100% Ferengi

 

[N8Magic]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

I'd open a bbq pit and be burning onions and grilling sausage across the street from a Jenny Craig 24/7.

-PAB

That is an AMAZING idea.

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: N8Magic
Examples of my Ferengi-ness:

1. I pay MSRP for nothing. NOTHING.

2. I wanted to subscribe to the local paper, but I waited until they sweetened the deal with a $10.00 Home Depot gift certificate to actually subscribe.

3. When making a substantial (> $100.00) purchase, my friends always consult me first. (and I always find them a better price)

<---------- 100% Ferengi

I managed to get 20% off GAS once.

From WAL MART at that!

Dad finagled USA Today free with the regular paper.

I've been borderline thrown out of a Staples store before. I've been in a shouting match with a BB manager.

I made dad drive to Miami AND Orlando just to load up on PS2's at Virgin Megastore last year.

I wanted to pricematch a RIFLE. I've pricematched Pepsi before.

I buy candy 4 times a year. December 26th, February 15th, Monday after Easter, and November 1st.

I do all my christmas shopping on the 26th.

Every staples and OD manager knows me by name and can sense the oncoming PM.

My list of emergency numbers says: Police, fire, ISP, Staples, Office Depot, et al.

I use coupons for my oil changes.

I regret getting gas a day after the price drops a penny. I even turn the nozzle upside down to get the last drops in.

There was a traffic jam Wednesday and I wanted to open a roadside stand selling ice cold budweiser and hot dogs for 30 minutes.

How's that for ferengi?

-PAB

 

[Geekbabe]

I don't buy anything without first consulting PAB or Rossman

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Originally posted by: N8Magic
Examples of my Ferengi-ness:

1. I pay MSRP for nothing. NOTHING.

2. I wanted to subscribe to the local paper, but I waited until they sweetened the deal with a $10.00 Home Depot gift certificate to actually subscribe.

3. When making a substantial (> $100.00) purchase, my friends always consult me first. (and I always find them a better price)

<---------- 100% Ferengi

I managed to get 20% off GAS once.

From WAL MART at that!

Dad finagled USA Today free with the regular paper.

I've been borderline thrown out of a Staples store before. I've been in a shouting match with a BB manager.

I made dad drive to Miami AND Orlando just to load up on PS2's at Virgin Megastore last year.

I wanted to pricematch a RIFLE. I've pricematched Pepsi before.

I buy candy 4 times a year. December 26th, February 15th, Monday after Easter, and November 1st.

I do all my christmas shopping on the 26th.

Every staples and OD manager knows me by name and can sense the oncoming PM.

My list of emergency numbers says: Police, fire, ISP, Staples, Office Depot, et al.

I use coupons for my oil changes.

I regret getting gas a day after the price drops a penny. I even turn the nozzle upside down to get the last drops in.

There was a traffic jam Wednesday and I wanted to open a roadside stand selling ice cold budweiser and hot dogs for 30 minutes.

How's that for ferengi?

-PAB

Yes, sadly I can back all of this up. It's very scary, but very true. :Q

 

[RossMAN]

PAB = PF = PyschoFerengi

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I've been married for 30 years and have never been on a honeymoon with my wife because I haven't found a good enough deal yet!

hahah i have been married about 4 years and we have not been on the honeymoon yet for the same thing. i just cant find a deal i think is worht it heh.

now i dont feel so bad i should tell my wife she has 26yrs before she can start to complain

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Originally posted by: N8Magic
Examples of my Ferengi-ness:

1. I pay MSRP for nothing. NOTHING.

2. I wanted to subscribe to the local paper, but I waited until they sweetened the deal with a $10.00 Home Depot gift certificate to actually subscribe.

3. When making a substantial (> $100.00) purchase, my friends always consult me first. (and I always find them a better price)

<---------- 100% Ferengi

I managed to get 20% off GAS once.

From WAL MART at that!

Dad finagled USA Today free with the regular paper.

I've been borderline thrown out of a Staples store before. I've been in a shouting match with a BB manager.

I made dad drive to Miami AND Orlando just to load up on PS2's at Virgin Megastore last year.

I wanted to pricematch a RIFLE. I've pricematched Pepsi before.

I buy candy 4 times a year. December 26th, February 15th, Monday after Easter, and November 1st.

I do all my christmas shopping on the 26th.

Every staples and OD manager knows me by name and can sense the oncoming PM.

My list of emergency numbers says: Police, fire, ISP, Staples, Office Depot, et al.

I use coupons for my oil changes.

I regret getting gas a day after the price drops a penny. I even turn the nozzle upside down to get the last drops in.

There was a traffic jam Wednesday and I wanted to open a roadside stand selling ice cold budweiser and hot dogs for 30 minutes.

How's that for ferengi?

-PAB

Sniff i think i found my long lost twin brother!

heh i do all the same but i dont buy candy since niehter me or my wife like it.

and i DO my own oil itc cheaper!

 

[apoppin]

How ferengi are you?

Pretty Ferengi.