how fat is "lardass"

[Walleye]

since i see so many references to "lardasses", and i consider myself a lardass, and i dont do anything the person ranting takes exception to, i'm curious to what is actually a lardass...

edit: oh, and visibly fat goes for anything you would consider "fat". i have a belly, that makes me fat.

 

[skace]

Lardass means your ass has visible fat on it. So, thats pretty high on the fat scale.

 

[oblizue]

If you can't run a mile, you're probably fat.

 

[Encryptic]

There's a woman at my office who personifies the term "lardass".

 

[Kalvin00]

When you need a scooter to move 50 feet.

 

[blackdogdeek]

definitely this big

 

[brtspears2]

If you can't run a mile in less than 10 minutes, thats a lardass. Walking is too easy, but if you start getting short of breath after walking up a flight of stairs, thats a lardass too.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
If you can't run a mile in less than 10 minutes, thats a lardass. Walking is too easy, but if you start getting short of breath after walking up a flight of stairs, thats a lardass too.

it takes me about 12 minutes, but running never was my thing. i can hike fairly well, though.

 

[fyleow]

If you can't do the 5k in under 30 minutes you're a lardass

 

[Bryophyte]

Well, it's a bit fatter than someone who's just considered "Crisco"...in other words, fat in the can.

 

[Kadarin]

"Lardass" to me is when someone's ass is visibly out of shape or overly enlarged due to fat deposits. Goes hand in hand with obesity, and is quite disgusting. It has nothing to do with how in shape you are.

 

[Spoooon]

I don't use 'lardass' in reference to people that are overweight. I just use it with friends of mine that are lazy.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: fyleow
If you can't do the 5k in under 30 minutes you're a lardass

that's even worse

wait, no... that's exactly the same...


*hits self in head*

 

[kindest]

think chunk from the goonies.

 

[fyleow]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: fyleow
If you can't do the 5k in under 30 minutes you're a lardass

that's even worse

wait, no... that's exactly the same...


*hits self in head*

Well there is a difference between running a mile in under 10 minutes and doing 3 consecutively in under 10 minutes. So it is worse

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
When you need a scooter to move 50 feet.

A scooter like this?

 

[SammyBoy]

I'm a lardass. I'm not "fat" fat but I've got extra weight all over that I shouldnt have.

I'm a lazy bastard and i like tasty food, and I don't have the best metabolism. When hockey training and shiz starts and i do 15x my normal exercise every day and eat better I don't really get skinnier or more in shape looking. I get stronger and in better shape but I don';t look it.

Anyhow, moral of the story is, there is no moral

But all the mile time things, I've always been slow as a sloth, I've got flat feet and knees that really fvcking suck i wish they would die, ive never been in really good shape and i'm in bad shape now, and i can run a mile in like 7:30 with only a major cramp and some knee pain afterwards

If you take 12 minutes (walleye), your a lard ass, altough you dont look like such a lard ass from your pics how long does it take to walk a mile? like 15 minutes or slow? Yippee, 20% faster than walking