how far hollywood has fallen..a NEW Garbage pail kids movie

[waggy]

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2012/03/14/new-garbage-pail-kids-movie?hpt=hp_bn13

The Tornante Company, headed by former Disney CEO Michael Eisner, is funding the project. Eisner bought Topps, the company that made the trading cards, in 2007 and is now planning to scar a whole new generation of children with the grotesque group's antics.

Cinema gold. Who wouldn't want another crack at mastering fart scenes and snot explosions?

The film will reportedly be directed by PES, (government name: Adam Pesapane) a mysterious fellow whose recent viral video successes have names like "Fresh Guacamole" and "Roof Sex."

When you sit down and explain to your little darlings why someone is embarking on a remake of a film once called "too repulsive for children or adults of any age," go ahead and introduce them to the wonderful world of the original trading cards from the '80s, which in were intended to parody the wildly popular Cabbage Patch Kids. As you may recall, they have charming names like Gooey Huey and Adam Bomb.

After they stop crying, tell us: Were you a fan of the original? And is this remake gonna be good, or just disgusting?



really!? they are re-doing that god awe full movie? i guess it can't be any worse then the first one heh.

I had almost all the cards. to bad i still didn't have them lol

 

[Dr. Zaus]

It's about time for a re-make.

What with the brand being so high in popularity right now.

 

[waggy]

It's about time for a re-make.

What with the brand being so high in popularity right now.

thats what caught my attention with the article. i was wondering why they were talking about a decade old movie. But no its for a new one coming out.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

thats what caught my attention with the article. i was wondering why they were talking about a decade old movie. But no its for a new one coming out.

the nostalgia critic did a good review of this 'movie'.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

this has more artistic integrity than anything hollywood is now capable of:

not only do i suggest the public steal from hollywood, but rape and pillage as well. burn it to the ground and leave not 1 person alive.

 

[Fritzo]

I was cleaning my basement and moved an old couch. A bunch of Garbage Pail Kids cards fell out of the cushions. Spend a good 15 minutes looking at them

 

[waggy]

I was thinking. if they are going to redo this shitty movie they need to redo Howard the duck.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

I was thinking. if they are going to redo this shitty movie they need to redo Howard the duck.

howard the duck: prequel trilogy director's cut limited collectors edition, with an authentic reproduction of the master film it wasn't shot on.

 

[lytalbayre]

I bet somewhere there is a HUGE warehouse full of old garbage pail kid toys and someone if funding this movie to advertise the name brand so they can sell this excess stock. Just a theory...

 

[mmntech]

I was thinking. if they are going to redo this shitty movie they need to redo Howard the duck.

Don't give George Lucas any ideas.

 

[SandEagle]

heh. i used to collect GPK cards back in the days

if anything they should remake that awful Double Dragon movie. DD has potential if done right