I know, and she never returns my calls! 🙁
Whew!!! I dodged a bullet on that one, thought it was mine for a while.
I know, and she never returns my calls! 🙁
I wonder if they have a miracle whip version of that?
How does this picture make you feel?
dafuq she know anyway? Doesn't even understand that ketchup is a food group.Your wife sure thinks they do/should, just saying...
dafuq she know anyway?
What a demonic misinformed snitch is.
FTFY
Well, duh, she is mine after all.What a real man is.
Well, duh, she is mine after all.
How about you borrow my 17 y.o. His 529 need some more funds.Well sometimes she is 😛
But she was even willing to overlook your utterly wrong position on mayo, she is definitely a keeper.
How about you borrow my 17 y.o. His 529 need some more funds.
She's better than I deserve but I ain't telling her that.
He did paint my shutters today.After hearing how lazy he is, let me think for a minute, hell to the no.
That's a euphemism I have not heard before.He did paint my shutters today.
Still waitin for Cranberry katchup.
He did paint my shutters today.
lolThat's a euphemism I have not heard before.
It was punishment for him effing up last weekend. He'll be on electronic reduction for the next 3 weeks too.😀 Oh, well, pissed off his Mom so badly that she droped the f bomb. You probably felt the earth shake.Me thinks you are lying just so that I will take him off your hands and feed him for you.
lol
It was punishment for him effing up last weekend. He'll be on electronic reduction for the next 3 weeks too.😀 Oh, well, pissed off his Mom so badly that she droped the f bomb. You probably felt the earth shake.
Cranberry mayo, now that is a million dollar idea.Still waitin for Cranberry katchup.