How does this picture make you feel?

[Darwin333]

I know, and she never returns my calls!

Whew!!! I dodged a bullet on that one, thought it was mine for a while.

 

[OutHouse]

miracle whip

 

[brianmanahan]

I wonder if they have a miracle whip version of that?

miracle whip is the best thing since sliced bread

and if you put it on sliced bread, oh man

 

[whm1974]

This is so gross. I will not consume mayo, miracle whip, or ketchup.

 

[IronWing]

How does this picture make you feel?

I feel pretty.

 

[zinfamous]

Whew!!! I dodged a bullet on that one, thought it was mine for a while.

Hands off man, she's mine!

@clamum has his crazy demon-eyed chick from Theranos, and I've got Mayne's daughter, damnit!

 

[highland145]

Your wife sure thinks they do/should, just saying...

dafuq she know anyway? Doesn't even understand that ketchup is a food group.

 

[Darwin333]

dafuq she know anyway?

What a real man is.

 

[BD231]

What a demonic misinformed snitch is.

FTFY

 

[Darwin333]

FTFY

Look here virgin, I ain't no snitch! Say that to my face and I'll cut you fool!

 

[highland145]

What a real man is.

Well, duh, she is mine after all.

 

[BD231]

Still waitin for Cranberry katchup.

 

[Darwin333]

Well, duh, she is mine after all.

Well sometimes she is

But she was even willing to overlook your utterly wrong position on mayo, she is definitely a keeper.

 

[highland145]

Well sometimes she is

But she was even willing to overlook your utterly wrong position on mayo, she is definitely a keeper.

How about you borrow my 17 y.o. His 529 need some more funds.

She's better than I deserve but I ain't telling her that.

 

[Darwin333]

How about you borrow my 17 y.o. His 529 need some more funds.

She's better than I deserve but I ain't telling her that.

After hearing how lazy he is, let me think for a minute, hell to the no.

 

[Captante]

I wonder if they have a miracle whip version of that?

***barf***

 

[FeuerFrei]

Generally speaking, anything intensely-flavored and tangy, can be successfully paired with something creamy and mild.

Sprinkle jalapeno-flavored chip fragments on cottage cheese, or mac & cheese, for a new flavor sensation.

Mix honey mustard (which already follows said principle) with Ranch dressing for a creamy tangy dip.

As for catsup, I'd try pairing it with Ranch - I'm not into mayonnaise.

 

[highland145]

After hearing how lazy he is, let me think for a minute, hell to the no.

He did paint my shutters today.

 

[IronWing]

He did paint my shutters today.

That's a euphemism I have not heard before.

 

[Thebobo]

Still waitin for Cranberry katchup.

Well close and its nightshade free???

 

[Darwin333]

He did paint my shutters today.

Me thinks you are lying just so that I will take him off your hands and feed him for you.

 

[highland145]

That's a euphemism I have not heard before.

lol

Me thinks you are lying just so that I will take him off your hands and feed him for you.

It was punishment for him effing up last weekend. He'll be on electronic reduction for the next 3 weeks too. Oh, well, pissed off his Mom so badly that she droped the f bomb. You probably felt the earth shake.

 

[ultimatebob]

I think that this is a trick... if this picture makes me makes me feel something, they're going to send me to QA for reprogramming

Now, if you excuse me, I have a loop to go back to.

 

[Darwin333]

lol

It was punishment for him effing up last weekend. He'll be on electronic reduction for the next 3 weeks too. Oh, well, pissed off his Mom so badly that she droped the f bomb. You probably felt the earth shake.

Uh oh, he drink your good booze again and then water it down so it didn't look like any was missing?

 

[dank69]

Still waitin for Cranberry katchup.

Cranberry mayo, now that is a million dollar idea.