How does the "original" 'There once was a boy from Nanatucket' limerick go?

[RedRooster]

I've seen many variations, but I'm not sure that I've ever heard the original, if there ever was one.
How does it go? Use * liberally if necessary.

 

[Amused]

OK, I'm removing my version before I have to take a vacation.

 

[Clinotus]

Try here: Google Search Engine. Otherwise this would be an IBT' posts.

 

[RedRooster]

I used google and got a whole whack of cheezy ones, with "bucket" and other crappy variations on the rhyme of -ucket.
AmusedOne's is the one I saw and wondered if that was the one. Guess it is.
I'm from Canada, we're shielded from the vulgarities of swearing in limericks up here.

 

[KevinF]

I thought "suck it" was the original one...

 

[hungrypete]

there once was a boy from nantucket
whose **** was so long he could **** it
he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a **** i would **** it.

Mods feel free to erase this post if thy divine judgement sees fit.

 

[amdforlife]

if his ear was a what? i get the rest of em..but if his ear was a what?

 

[Tauren]

c**t

 

[Pretender]

heh, that kicks ass

 

[amdforlife]

ooohhhh

HAHAHAHA!

 

[tweakmm]

lol, thats hillarious

 

[MrBond]

<< lol, thats hillarious >>

Yet so true...

 

[amdforlife]

someones got a new sig

 

[geno]

There once was a boy from Nantucket
With fine balls of brass.
In stormy weather,
They'd clang together,
And sparks flew out his ass

 

[palad]

Um, Genocide, that doesn't quite rhyme.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

<< There was an Old Man of Nantucket >>



<< Who kept all his cash in a bucket >>




<< His daughter, named Nan, >>



<< Ran away with a man-- >>



<< And, as for the bucket, Nantucket >>

is the origonal if you really want to know.




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[iamwiz82]

i always heard:

There once was a man from nantucket
whose **** was so long he could suck it
he would walk down the street
eating his m***
while he carried his balls in a bucket

 

[RedRooster]

Hmm, that's interesting Bruno, I didn't realize that limerick was so old. That's good to know, that version at least. Guess the one earlier in this thread is the &quot;90s&quot; version.