How does she get these on?

[GoofyGoofT]

I would have to say I could watch her report the news everyday!

http://picstexted.com/view/mobile-phone-pics/791

 

[guyver01]

Really? You couldnt search?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

One of the miracles of modern science and btw, you're way late to the game.

 

[DaTT]

One leg at a time.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

OTOH, official lurker sighting.

 

[MisterJackson]

One leg at a time.

But once she puts her pants on she makes pearl necklaces!

 

[OCGuy]

I approve of this thread.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Babe thread.

BAN (the mod that takes it down)

 

[TheVrolok]

What a wonderful repost.

 

[MichaelD]

How dare you lower this astute, educated reporter from the intelligent, scholarly person that she is, to a mere sex object? You, Sir, are a knuckle-dragging troll who probably still believes that women shouldn't actually speak and need to stay in the kitchen!

What's that? "She dresses like a cheap streetwalker and is obviously playing to her attributes?"

Oh yeah...well I guess you're right, there. It IS pretty obvious that those jeans are spray-painted on and THAT IS NO UNINTENTIONAL ERROR.

Still, I must say....that you are...wrong...b/c this is 2010...and any real man...is wrong....

^^This example of the Pussification of The American Male has been brought to you by Fox news, CNN, Obama, his cabinet and Liberal Democrats everywhere.

I could've just said words to the effect of "Well Goddamn! That woman looks GOOOOD!! She needs to have my babies! All of'em! Ain't no wonderin' about da'junk'in'dat'trunk! It's right there for the grabbin'!"

But of course, this is a kinder, gentler, day and age. Where we are held to our words for all eternity, I can only state that I'm sure her Harvard education, dedication to her profession and attention to detail will ensure she gets the full story and retains her position as one of the top reporters for the station she currently is employed by.

I am good at selling a line. But I hate it. What this country has become. We're afraid of our own shadows! She's a whore! You don't wear jeans ("Stranglers" in Texas-speak) so tight that the atoms in your legs can't breathe unless you're looking for attention. OH wait...that would be "American Women" in general.
/exhale
I'm done.

 

[zinfamous]

this is repost that I endorse.

 

[amdhunter]

I heard women who wear jeans like that get violent yeast infections.

 

[Gibson486]

I heard women who wear jeans like that get violent yeast infections.

If you wear them 4 days straight, have sex every 4 hours, and never clean them, then yeah, you would.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'm far more interested in how she takes them off.