How does she do it? I think my wife is psychic or something.

[SunnyD]

She goes out to a friends house for a while this morning, and I'm sitting at home hungry. It's grocery day, so there's nothing left in the house.

So what do I want? A nice roast beef sandwich.

She swings by with a small bag of groceries for myself and my daughter for lunch. What's in the bag? Loaf of wheat bread, Gour-Mayo (Horseradish), Provolone cheese, and... yep... roast beef.

I did NOT tell her I wanted roast beef today... I swear. She does this to me all the time! It's just too cool.

 

[Sealy]

She's a women! Of course she's psychic...it's in our blood!

 

[morkinva]

I would ask you how often do you eat roast beef sandwiches. Also, you might talk in your sleep

 

[conjur]

Dude!

Start thinking...three-way!!

:beer:

 

[Jetblade]

Originally posted by: conjur
Dude!

Start thinking...three-way!!

:beer:

That might back-fire and she would probably spontaneously kick him in the balls! :Q

 

[Nitemare]

she has the kitchen bugged

 

[RU482]

my wife is psychic too. Somehow she always know when I'll be home and she always remembers to turn the fvcking dishwasher on just before I walk in the door

 

[conjur]

My ex-wife is psychotic...does that count? :Q







And...if she kicks in him in the 'nads for thinking three-way...well...all guys better start protecting themselves! :evil:

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Sealy
She's a women! Of course she's psychic

sure women might be psychic, but why is their grammar so bad?

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: redly1
my wife is psychic too. Somehow she always know when I'll be home and she always remembers to turn the fvcking dishwasher on just before I walk in the door

Consider that for the last five years of our five year marriage I have washed the dishes from the day and often the night before after I get home from ten hours of work (well at least 80% of the time). She has a mental block about emptying the clean and putting in the dirty.

I would be sofa king HAPPY if the dishwasher was going when I got home today.

 

[shimsham]

its called a pact with the devil.

oh, and theres certainly an ulterior motive.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: morkinva
I would ask you how often do you eat roast beef sandwiches. Also, you might talk in your sleep

Not often, in fact, we haven't had roast beef in probably 6 months minimum. I was thinking about the sleep angle too... but nobody has ever said I talked in my sleep before.

It's freaky though. We're always thinking of the same things, food, drinks, TV, going out, etc. Ever since we met. If there's anything in this world that defines soulmates, this has got to be it.

 

[Krassus]

When we're kids, we want to be austronauts. When we're teenagers, we want to be millionaires. When we grow up, all we need for happiness is a roast beef sandwich

 

[BornStar]

Every time I see the word "psychic" in this thread, I read it as "psychotic". I guess that's the word I'm most used to associating with wives.

 

Originally posted by: Krassus
When we're kids, we want to be austronauts. When we're teenagers, we want to be millionaires. When we grow up, all we need for happiness is a roast beef sandwich

a good lay every so often wont hurt either

 

[Geekbabe]

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you

 

[MrYogi]

maybe you like roast beef so much that you eat it every other day?
j/k

 

[Lola]

i think that after a while, a wife gets in the "know" and does just that "know" everything that her family may want or need!

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: conjur
Dude!

Start thinking...three-way!!

:beer:

for a second i thought you meant with his wife and his daughter. i was about to type "you sicko!"

 

I know thier secret, that ring that's stuck on your finger, it not only has RADAR, it has a Mic and camera in that sucker as well.

 

[Bryophyte]

I can look at my husband, and just know what he's thinking. It freaks him out when I tell him, because I get it exactly right.

For instance, the other night I was reading the newspaper in bed. He walks in and pauses at the door. I tell him "Do I shut off the light and run to turn on the side table light and hope she doesn't get irritated, or do I turn on the side table light first, then get up and turn off the main light? Ah, screw it, it's less work if I just risk it." He started laughing nervously because that was just about verbatim what was running through his mind.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I can look at my husband, and just know what he's thinking. It freaks him out when I tell him, because I get it exactly right.

For instance, the other night I was reading the newspaper in bed. He walks in and pauses at the door. I tell him "Do I shut off the light and run to turn on the side table light and hope she doesn't get irritated, or do I turn on the side table light first, then get up and turn off the main light? Ah, screw it, it's less work if I just risk it." He started laughing nervously because that was just about verbatim what was running through his mind.

Sounds like a scene in a sitcom!

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: SunnyD
She goes out to a friends house for a while this morning, and I'm sitting at home hungry. It's grocery day, so there's nothing left in the house.

So what do I want? A nice roast beef sandwich.

She swings by with a small bag of groceries for myself and my daughter for lunch. What's in the bag? Loaf of wheat bread, Gour-Mayo (Horseradish), Provolone cheese, and... yep... roast beef.

I did NOT tell her I wanted roast beef today... I swear. She does this to me all the time! It's just too cool.

What she didn't tell you about is the arsenic she is slowly poisoning you with....enjoy the sandwich