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With a look over your shoulder...
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My new aboriginal neighbour popped his head over the fence today and said "Hey bro, what's going down?" I said, "The value of my house!"
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When asked in a recent survey, 90 per cent of Australian men responded that their most memorable and joyous moment in life was being present at the birth of their first-born child. Obviously none of them have ever seen a Kiwi being run down by a road train.
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Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor orphans. I said, "ah heck that - knowing my luck, I'd win one!"
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What do you call 1000 Somalis in a fast flowing river? Black current.
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I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I rooted a sheila called Penny - spooky or what?
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The missus asked me "When you're on a boy's only trip away, do you think about me?" Apparently "Only to stop myself coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
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Lady Gaga's personal assistant has been docked a month's pay, after he allegedly groped her backstage after a show. He was lucky he didn't get the sack.
Visit that one place if you want more jokes.
I cant post the name here.
This is an accident waiting for a place to happen
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Anandtech Forum Director
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My new aboriginal neighbour popped his head over the fence today and said "Hey bro, what's going down?" I said, "The value of my house!"
--
When asked in a recent survey, 90 per cent of Australian men responded that their most memorable and joyous moment in life was being present at the birth of their first-born child. Obviously none of them have ever seen a Kiwi being run down by a road train.
--
Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor orphans. I said, "ah heck that - knowing my luck, I'd win one!"
--
What do you call 1000 Somalis in a fast flowing river? Black current.
--
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I rooted a sheila called Penny - spooky or what?
--
The missus asked me "When you're on a boy's only trip away, do you think about me?" Apparently "Only to stop myself coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
--
Lady Gaga's personal assistant has been docked a month's pay, after he allegedly groped her backstage after a show. He was lucky he didn't get the sack.
Visit that one place if you want more jokes.
I cant post the name here.
This is an accident waiting for a place to happen
esquared
Anandtech Forum Director
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