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How does contraband get into prisons?

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TriStar

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There are fences, gates, guards and walls, not to mention redundant checks of everything entering or leaving prisons. How do drugs and other contraband get in?
 
Because a few people who work for prisons aren't any better than some of the people in prison.

Among other things of course.
 
So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid this uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.
 
Originally posted by: Yossarian
So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid this uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.
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That's from a movie. I just can't put my finger on it right now.
 
It would be easy enough to check everybody's asses, not that I would want the job. There must be somebody who would relish such a position.
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Yossarian
So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid this uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.
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That's from a movie. I just can't put my finger on it right now.
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pulp fiction
 
Originally posted by: TriStar
There are fences, gates, guards and walls, not to mention redundant checks of everything entering or leaving prisons. How do drugs and other contraband get in?
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After all my hard work, you're complaining? :| That's it, I'm not bringing you anymore goodies! 😛
 
By sticking it in someone's ass, how else do you think? Either that, or visits in which someone is able to pass something off, corrupt guards, etc. Very logical stuff.
 
As a governor?s appointee to the Arkansas Jail Standards Board, I have looked into this quite a bit. It is usually guards who do not do their job and administrators who are too lenient. Once a conjugal visit is over, the inmate is searched so if everything is done correctly, this should not be an issue.
 
Originally posted by: conservative002
As a governor?s appointee to the Arkansas Jail Standards Board, I have looked into this quite a bit. It is usually guards who do not do their job and administrators who are too lenient. Once a conjugal visit is over, the inmate is searched so if everything is done correctly, this should not be an issue.
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ass to ass
 
Originally posted by: conservative002
As a governor?s appointee to the Arkansas Jail Standards Board, I have looked into this quite a bit. It is usually guards who do not do their job and administrators who are too lenient. Once a conjugal visit is over, the inmate is searched so if everything is done correctly, this should not be an issue.
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Not every guard is going to cavity search a smelly 400 lb fat man...
 
I saw a report on it once, and people have found clever ways to hide drugs in the mail (e.g. birthday cards)
 
They keister it. There is absolutely no other way. End of discussion. Well, they can hide it beaverly also, but who cares about that. Its all about the keistering.


Peace


Lounatik
 
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