How do you wipe your A$$

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I ask this because I swear my housemates use 20X (or more) the amount of TP that I do. I can go a whole semester on ONE roll of TP. I go #2 probably every other day.

With good name-brand TP, I fold it over on the perfs so that it is 4 layers thick. Wipe once, fold in half. Wipe again, fold in half (now 1/4 original area). wipe thrice. Repeat if necessary.

What about you? Do you just make a big wad and wipe, or do you do it in your own "special" meticulous way like I do?

I'm VERY interested in the results!

Pretty much any time this type of topic comes up, it's prompty locked. Guess what?

This is one of those times.

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[mosdef]

I too am very interested in how you wipe your ass.

-mosdef

 

[loogie]

I just drag my ass along the carpet like my dog taught me as a kid.

 

[lsd]

ROTFLMAF @ loogie

 

[convex]

correct me if i'm wrong here, but wasn't this already deeply discussed a couple of months ago?

 

[BatmanNate]

Do you actually mean to tell me that this topic has inspired enough interest to have appeared of it's own accord more than ONCE? I would be surprised, but then again........ I've honestly never spent valuable pondering time on how someone else wipes their @$$.....

 

[tim0thy]

OMG... what has off topics turned into AHH! LOL