How do you "win" the olympics?

[GasX]

Originally posted by: bdude

Originally posted by: oddyager

Originally posted by: Cal166
Not by this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...turns-elbow-front.html

:Q

Wow...I've seen some messed up pics on the internet, but I really feel for that guy.

put some windex on that!

 

[CptObvious]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
who cares? the olympics is top heavy for medals in commie sports like gymnastics (team overall, individual overall, each particular bit), and light in medals for real sports like basketball (only one medal is given out, not one for best free throw shooter, best 3 pointer, least fouls, etc.).

There are 16 events in gymnastics and 34 for swimming, so it's not like the U.S. doesn't benefit from medal-heavy sports.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: sdifox
I submit Canada wins since we suck so much we are still medal-less

Fucking starving nation of North Korea has 7...

hahaha...poor step-brother to the North.

 

[OCGuy]

I think you win the 2008 olympics by getting out of China without:


1. Getting harassed by Internal Security for surfing the web

2. Getting a permanent respiratory ailment

3. Getting randomly stabbed by a guy who then jumps off a bridge

4. SARS

5. Asking for duck sauce or where the nearest Panda Express is

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
I think you win the 2008 olympics by getting out of China without:


1. Getting harassed by Internal Security for surfing the web

2. Getting a permanent respiratory ailment

3. Getting randomly stabbed by a guy who then jumps off a bridge

4. SARS

5. Asking for duck sauce or where the nearest Panda Express is

:roll:

 

[UncleWai]

US is winning with two countries invaded while Russia is sitting at second place with only one.

 

[oddyager]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
I think you win the 2008 olympics by getting out of China without:


1. Getting harassed by Internal Security for surfing the web

2. Getting a permanent respiratory ailment

3. Getting randomly stabbed by a guy who then jumps off a bridge

4. SARS

5. Asking for duck sauce or where the nearest Panda Express is

:disgust:

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: CptObvious

Originally posted by: ElFenix
who cares? the olympics is top heavy for medals in commie sports like gymnastics (team overall, individual overall, each particular bit), and light in medals for real sports like basketball (only one medal is given out, not one for best free throw shooter, best 3 pointer, least fouls, etc.).

There are 16 events in gymnastics and 34 for swimming, so it's not like the U.S. doesn't benefit from medal-heavy sports.

Throw in track. We dominate at track events =]

 

[CrazyLazy]

Same way you win the internet.

 

[Red Dawn]

China will probably win the Medal Count but the USA will win the most medals for actual physical sports.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Same way you win the internet.

argue and argue no matter how wrong you are hoping the other person gives up out of frustration or assumes you are a troll?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Same way you win the internet.

argue and argue no matter how wrong you are hoping the other person gives up out of frustration or assumes you are a troll?

wrong. there is no way to win an argument on the internet.

 

[bdude]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Same way you win the internet.

argue and argue no matter how wrong you are hoping the other person gives up out of frustration or assumes you are a troll?

wrong. there is no way to win an argument on the internet.

yes there is. i win.

 

[jjones]

By crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women!

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: panipoori
taking the best drugs possible

zing

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: bdude

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Same way you win the internet.

argue and argue no matter how wrong you are hoping the other person gives up out of frustration or assumes you are a troll?

wrong. there is no way to win an argument on the internet.

yes there is. i win.

just by posting that you've lost.

 

[imported_Champ]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: bdude

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Same way you win the internet.

argue and argue no matter how wrong you are hoping the other person gives up out of frustration or assumes you are a troll?

wrong. there is no way to win an argument on the internet.

yes there is. i win.

just by posting that you've lost.

just by posting that you've lost aswell

 

[TonyB]

Originally posted by: Champ

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: bdude

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Same way you win the internet.

argue and argue no matter how wrong you are hoping the other person gives up out of frustration or assumes you are a troll?

wrong. there is no way to win an argument on the internet.

yes there is. i win.

just by posting that you've lost.

just by posting that you've lost aswell

just by me posting this, i've won.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: AntiFreze
How do you "win" the olympics?
...
Was just wondering what's considered "winning the olympics"

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Same way you win the internet.

Yes, you are correct. You can win BOTH the internet AND the olympics at the same time! Here is proof.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: sdifox
I submit Canada wins since we suck so much we are still medal-less

Fucking starving nation of North Korea has 7...

Ya. I'm surprised at how bad we're doing. I think Curling should be moved to the Summer Games, that way we're almost gauranteed 1 Gold!

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: sdifox
I submit Canada wins since we suck so much we are still medal-less

Fucking starving nation of North Korea has 7...

Ya. I'm surprised at how bad we're doing. I think Curling should be moved to the Summer Games, that way we're almost gauranteed 1 Gold!

You could petition to add log rolling to the game... or maple syrup making. Or some event wherein you attempt to dodge moose while in a moving vehicle... kinda like moose slaloms.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: sdifox
I submit Canada wins since we suck so much we are still medal-less

Fucking starving nation of North Korea has 7...

Ya. I'm surprised at how bad we're doing. I think Curling should be moved to the Summer Games, that way we're almost gauranteed 1 Gold!

You could petition to add log rolling to the game... or maple syrup making. Or some event wherein you attempt to dodge moose while in a moving vehicle... kinda like moose slaloms.

:thumbsup:

Will get right on it. Also will work on the 100m Pegleg Beaver Pit Dash

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: sdifox
I submit Canada wins since we suck so much we are still medal-less

Fucking starving nation of North Korea has 7...

Ya. I'm surprised at how bad we're doing. I think Curling should be moved to the Summer Games, that way we're almost gauranteed 1 Gold!

I watched the Mens' 200M freestyle relay... Losing by more than 7 seconds is just embarrassing. I blame the last guy. The third one caught up pretty well to give us a fair shot at a medal. The last guy just wasn't good enough.