How do you turn rocks into gold?

[ManSnake]

I wish someone could make a machine that will turn rocks into gold...

 

[NutBucket]

alchemy?

 

[AtlantaBob]

Look up "alchemy." Do strange medieval things. Repeat.

 

[zoiks]

Just pee on one.

 

[apac]

1. fly to alaska
2. dig furiously
3. profit!

 

[Brutuskend]

How do you turn rocks into gold?

Start with one of these rocks.

Sell it for gold.

Profit !

 

[notfred]

Break it down into componenet protons, neutrons, and electrons, and recombine them into gold atoms.

 

[silent tone]

Originally posted by: notfred
Break it down into componenet protons, neutrons, and electrons, and recombine them into gold atoms.

I just found out this has been done lead > gold, but just not profitable.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: ManSnake
I wish someone could make a machine that will turn rocks into gold...

Why bother with gold, just get the machine they use to make industrial diamonds.

 

[nineball9]

If there was a machine that could turn plain "rocks" in to gold, then gold would have no value.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: nineball9
If there was a machine that could turn plain "rocks" in to gold, then gold would have no value.

There are machines that can make gold from other metals. It just costs a few hundred million bucks for one of them, and then it's a few billion more per gram of gold you want to produce...

 

[Compton]

Its not too hard to turn crack rocks into gold.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Compton
Its not too hard to turn crack rocks into gold.

especially in compton

 

[voodoochylde]

...spraypaint?

 

[hpkeeper]

Originally posted by: apac
1. fly to alaska
2. dig furiously
3. profit!

...that's how to make oil... not gold.